How to write a letter of guarantee to my wife without making her angry?

Don't make your wife angry. Guarantee 1:

First of all, I was wrong about my wife, I admit it. I apologize to you. I once had a happy wife who loved me. I didn't cherish her. I regret that she was angry and didn't answer the phone. The most painful thing in the world is this!

I promise:

1. Love your wife, love your wife and spoil your wife all your life.

2, will not abandon his wife, not a wife.

3, don't be fierce, don't beat your wife. I will tell you whether I like you or not.

4. Be beaten by your wife, don't fight back, don't talk back. I also want to say to my wife with a smile: it's really comfortable, and my wife's voice is so sweet.

Don't cheat your wife, tell her everything and let her know.

If you obey your wife, don't do anything to hurt her.

7. Don't fool around, don't talk about it, others will say me, and I will hang her.

I firmly believe that my wife is the most beautiful. I only have a lovely and beautiful wife in my heart.

9. You must bring your wife when you go out to play, but she won't let you go and never goes out to play in private.

10, there must be no other woman in my heart, and I dreamed of my wife in my dream.

1 1, do not have privacy with your wife.

12, I have to show my love for my wife.

13. If your wife is unhappy, please make her happy. The wife is happy and happy together.

14, treat your wife's family and friends like one of your own.

15, always tolerate, love, care and take good care of your wife.

16, more concerned, more loving and more considerate than before.

17, report to your wife whatever you do.

18, don't do anything wrong to your wife, and you can't be sorry to your wife at any time and under any circumstances.

19, the husband-and-wife system of sharing weal and woe.

20. If I don't quarrel with my wife, even if it is a small fight, I will let her go.

2 1, my wife ran away angrily. I want to chase, but I don't chase a puppy.

22. The first thing that comes to mind when you wake up every morning is your wife.

Wherever you go, you should keep in touch with your wife.

24. You can't cheat your wife.

25. Listen to your wife carefully and remember her wishes and thoughts, especially when she is reasonable.

26. Speak frankly, don't keep it in your heart, and don't worry your wife.

27, only sing love songs for my wife, you are the only one for me.

28. Be considerate of you and don't lose your temper.

29, always with you, never leave, never leave.

I will love you until the end of my life.

3 1, be happy every day, don't make your wife angry.

Honey, I really love you. All the above is true, I will remember it.

If I violate it, my wife can bite me hard, but she is absolutely not allowed to leave me.