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1, the alarm clock only woke my body, but it couldn't wake my sleeping heart!

Can you stop embellishing when you speak ill of me? You think this is cooking?

Friendship is like a vase, it will break when it is smashed.

Outside the building, I don't care if you don't love me. There are many beautiful women in the world who are gentler than you.

5. How many children's shoes complain that the winter vacation time is too fast? That's because the school is about to start and the homework has not been finished.

6. Loading ... 1% ...2% ...3% ...5% ...5% ... failed. Please ask the Education Bureau to have another holiday.

7. I won't love anyone again, because loving someone always bears the pain of losing him.

8, the face is a thing outside the body, can you want it (next88), money is a must, you have to.

9, homework 3, please respect yourself, I am a person with a holiday.

10, falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his nose.

1 1. If you get out, don't come back. I don't collect garbage.

12, although I can't help all beings, I can harm the whole life.

13, what age is it? I have no sense of hooliganism.

14, m: "I have always loved you!" Woman: "What about when you are not straight?"

15, when I was a child, I often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

When I get married, what I want most is your blessing.

17, although people are animals, it's a pity that many people have changed back …

18, twinkling stars, foxes all over the sky.

19. The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

20. "You must wait for me to make you look good!" "ah! What are you waiting for? Hurry up and let me look good now! "

2 1, since I know that eating goods is better than silly strong, I think I'd better be a foodie.

22. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change!

23. After many years, if you are married, if I am not married, tell your daughter to be careful on the way after school. ...

24. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

25. My life has two aspects: A and B, and yours also has two aspects: S and B. ..

26. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card. The second part: I didn't do the listening, reading and composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

27. The reason why you can see a woman's masculinity is because she doesn't like you at all.

28. What are you looking for a man for? Do you want his money, his house or his people?

29. You said I had a brain problem. I admit that I secretly love you because I have a brain problem!

30. I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

3 1, do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? -Stop dreaming and study hard!

32. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.

You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

This book is so good that I have been reluctant to read it.

35. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

36. When our summer homework teachers have all collected it, there will be many cars that collect waste in the school.

37. I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.

38. I swear to cut off my hand when I go online again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

39. The success of a person's life depends on the memorial service.

40. It is often the person you trust most who shoots in the back.

4 1, love is like peeing your pants, no one can see it, only you can feel it.

42. What are you looking at? I've never seen anyone with acne. Do you blame me for having acne, which proves that I am young?

43. I fed my dog love last night and found it dead the next morning.

44. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

45. Tell you a story: A pig is telling a story! The other pig smiled.

46. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

47. The saddest thing is that your best friend likes your boyfriend and your boyfriend's buddy likes you!

Please don't ask me how I am doing. It's no big deal, it's okay if you can't die!

49. People like you can make you live for two episodes in the drama I directed at most.

50. The man who loves me the most in the world has already got it from his mother.

5 1, I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I will go back to sleep.

52. My deskmate said: A person is something other than himself. I dumped a sentence: life does not bring, death does not bring.

53. The crowd looked for her for thousands of Baidu, but when I turned around, that person turned a deaf ear to me.

54. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

Conan didn't learn much reasoning and problem-solving skills, but he learned a lot of modus operandi.

56. No matter how high or far you fly; One day I will go back to where you started.

57. I still love you, except for the persistence together.

58. How I wish there were only two days of classes a week, and then five days of holidays.

59. Whenever faced with a lot of homework, I can't help but want to sing: "Being conquered by you like this has cut off all the retreat!"

60. A woman redder than a red diamond falls in love with a man yellower than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

6 1, remember all my kindness to you and give it back to me intact.

62. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

63. The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

64. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

65. Do you think you are young? Don't worry, you will get old one day.

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

67. The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

68. My heart is mine, and it is only temporarily placed with you. Don't forget, you have no right to hurt it.

69. I was hit by my youth. Instead of apologizing, I pretended that nothing had happened. So I gave you a good beating. As a result, my youth was black and blue.

70. The moment you got out of his bed, you devalued in his heart.