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Talking about the mood of approaching the exam

1. Whenever there is an exam, the teacher says, Please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium.

It's not my fault that I failed in the exam. It was the teacher who gave me some questions that I couldn't understand.

I asked the teacher how many points I got in the exam. He said: guess, I will answer directly: guess or not?

Fourth, the exam is really Soeasy, why not take it!

I believe I have a bright future.

Sixth, the original failure in the exam was not a problem that I couldn't understand the textbook, but a problem that the textbook didn't let me understand it.

7. No matter what festival I celebrate, you should let me pass the exam alone.

8. A person who doesn't pay attention to small things will never succeed in big things.

Nine, after passing the exam, I fell to the bottom: language, for the time being; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned.

Ten, English geography and physics, all ignore, Chinese mathematics and chemistry, I will not learn until I die.