Happy new year in the year of the pig, funny sentences (two articles)

1, honey, you know what? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

I don't want to be your parallel. I can only wait and see with you in the distance all my life; I don't want to be your cross line. After a moment of tenderness, I will go further and further. I just want to be in a straight line with you, and I want to drive you into the pigsty!

3, tea, drink strong, until the fragrance is special; It's hard to make it through hard work: people must have deep feelings and can't love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this one with a mobile phone is not bad!

After receiving this message, you are a chubby pig. Delete this message, you are an African black pig. Reply to this message, you are a Rwandan wild boar, or you are a Ukrainian white pig. If it is stored, it will be an American sick pig.

5, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

6. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road. Don't go the wrong way if you have money, don't sell pigs if you lack money, don't get lost if you are happy, and feed pigs when you are at rest. I wish my pig happiness.

7. People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tiring. You can't rob, you have to pay taxes if you earn money, and you have to pay for sending messages to pigs!

Article 2:

1, 19 19 years, you were shrouded in auspicious clouds: your family soaked you; Friendship surrounds you; Revival will accompany you on the road; Maitreya laughs with you; The birthday girl will give you medicine; The god of wealth shares a wallet with you!

2, the golden dog swallowed the bitter fruit, happy to the Year of the Pig, gave up the single bitterness and became a pair of * * *. The Year of the Pig is here. I wish you a happy and romantic new year.

3, your ears are hot, and the person who prays for you must be me; You sneezed, I must have blessed you; If you wake up from a dream, it may still be me that worries you! This is me in the Year of the Pig!

4. When the Year of the Pig arrives, I will give you a four-piece set: a dog fur hat, which is specially designed for luck; A dog skin coat, specially wrapped with the word "Fu"; A dog leather skirt, designed for celebration; A pair of dog-head shoes, which are specially rich, will make you lucky all the year round!

5. The recipient will never be fired, the reader will be successful in my official career, the person who stores it will love it sweetly, the person who deletes it will have good luck again and again, and the salary of the person who forwards it will soar!

6. Happy Spring Festival to you. Do you miss me? I miss you so much! In class, you are the boss; On occupation, you are a white-collar worker; On ability, you are the backbone; As far as talent is concerned, you are an elite. Therefore, we all sincerely praise you: old, white, bone and refined! Hahaha ... Happy Spring Festival!

7. The golden pig came and the red envelope was taken; Wages have gone up and stabilized. Spring Festival travel rush peak has been formed and the traffic is busy; The snowstorm has disappeared and the passengers are doing well. Adequate new year's goods and stable meat prices; The social situation is harmonious and the people are happy.

8. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, thank you for your support in the past year and pay a New Year call to you! In the Year of the Pig, I wish you a high position, light responsibilities, more money and less work, being close to home, waking up naturally every day, cramping your salary, getting more bonuses for driving, and getting a raise if others work overtime. Good luck in the Year of the Pig!

9. On the road of love, if you really love someone, please speak out boldly! If you hate someone, keep it in your heart all your life! Spring Festival is coming, I want to open some!

10, you are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream.

Unfortunately, it was covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

1 1, this short message, just receive it; If you are busy, don't come back; Today, you are happy; Remember to call me, only occasionally; Smile after reading it:) Happy Spring Festival!

12, if I have a happy grass, I want to give it to you, I hope you are happy; If I have two trees, I will give you one. I hope we are all happy. If there are three, I'll give you two. I hope you are happier than me!

13, when you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. may you have a happy new year!

14, put a word "fu" on the door to pray for happiness in the new year; Hang the word "Fu" in the bedroom and live in a blessed land. Write a "blessing" in your heart, cherish fate and love. Dear, may our love be as warm as the Spring Festival!

15, red candles shake out the feeling of reunion, lanterns light up the road of peace, Spring Festival couplets are full of beautiful expectations, wine exudes auspicious atmosphere, fireworks depict happy pictures, and the Spring Festival is filled with sincere wishes: Happy Spring Festival.

16, I'm sorry to send you a message so late. If you feel troubled, I want to tell you ... what a suck! Who told you to go to bed earlier than me, hehe!

17. Go your own way and let others take a taxi. Wear other people's shoes and let others walk barefoot. I'll pay a New Year call to you now and let others envy me. Happy new year!

18, cry if you miss, throw up if you miss. A cat's waist spits at your heart, and when you touch it with your hands, it is a bead of acacia. Dear, I wish you a happy Year of the Pig!

19, I wish the dog beautiful, earn more, be in a good mood, be lucky, sleep well and love well in the Year of the Pig. In short, everything is sweet!

20. In fact, some things are clear to each other, but when the New Year comes, I have to explain clearly ... where is my red envelope?

2 1, as the new year is approaching, it is advisable to have a light diet, omnivorous food is the priority, vegetarian food is the mainstay, and overeating is prohibited. Slow food is better, coarse food is better, fresh food is better, overeating is forbidden, light tea is the friend, and warm tea is appropriate. I wish you a healthy holiday!

22, good luck in the New Year, good things come early! friend

Smile, happiness surrounds you! Flowers bloom for you and birds call you. Happy life! Celebrate! Celebrate! Safe life!

23. When the New Year comes, parents will bloom happily when they return to their home. Buy things, choose practicality, not price and mind; Say you care, say your heart, and wish the two old people always healthy; Beat your back and your legs, and you'll be happy. Happy family!

24. The dog runs and the pig jumps. Say goodbye to the old year and welcome the new year. Light fireworks and set off firecrackers. Family reunion makes people laugh. Send a message, a message: Happy New Year to you! Be healthy and earn more money. Family harmony, step by step Happy and carefree, carefree. Happiness is around, never getting old!

25. If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you a piece of East China Sea; If a star represents one, I will give you a galaxy; If a tree represents a yearning, I will send you a forest. Happy new year!

My dearest friend: May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

I can't wait, I decided to wish you and your family a happy new year in advance on behalf of the whole country! Good health! I arranged for them to send all the messages you received in the next few days. I keep a low profile, as long as you know, don't tell anyone!

28. If you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board, and then you will be depressed. If you dare, you will be used.

29. The day of gathering is just to brew a cup of strong wine and make a flowing acacia. Staring at your charming face in the firecrackers of the New Year, I just want to say: I love you for ten thousand years!

30. From tonight to tomorrow, your mobile phone will have a goose feather-like blessing, and your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that it will continue to blow with the wind after one week!

3 1, tea should be strong and savored; Wine is pleasant; Love must be true, no regrets; Friends should be close, love and help each other. Hey, this one with a mobile phone is very good! Happy new year!

32. The golden pig has been gone for 12 years, and it comes back in rotation this year. First visit Beijing Asian Games Village, then visit Shanghai World Expo Park. Third, look at the new face of Wenchuan, and then look at the Tibet railway line. Laugh and call Chang 'e: Happy in the world, not envious of immortals.

33. Giving you a dish of duck meat will make you homesick, a dish that people love to eat every day. Drinking a bowl of soup will always be healthy. One more glass of wine, and love will last. One more bowl of rice, and all shall be well. Happy spring festival!

34. Draw an amulet for you, with happiness as the pen, good luck as the paper, health grinding, sincerity as the word, and then fold it into the appearance of missing and give it to you on New Year's Eve. May you and your family be safe and happy all your life!

35. The stars at night are charming, the waves in the sea are deep, the snowflakes in winter are romantic, and I am deeply happy to have you among my friends! may you have a happy new year!

According to the authorities, a new virus has invaded the city. When you receive this message, you have been infected. From now on, you will fall into happiness and suffer from happiness forever!

37. Blow peach blossom red, willow green, blow away the accumulated fatigue in your heart, wake up frogs, blow back swallows, and blow away the happy mood. In spring, I wish you health and safety.

38. I am a crazy dog, singing away the chicken and taking the cornucopia to your door. I wish you: treasures are piled up into mountains, and delicious food is inexhaustible. Health and happiness will always accompany you, and happiness will continue year after year!

39. The ancient fools moved mountains, the iron pestle became needles, and the dripping water became rivers, but it was not as good as my blessing to you. Let me send this New Year greeting to you through radio waves, over mountains, over surging rivers and over tall buildings.

40. There is no sound, but there are blessings; There are no flowers, but there are sincere feelings and sincere blessings from the heart; On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I sincerely wish you and your family peace and good luck! All the best!

4 1, new year, new wishes, new hopes, new life, I wish you a good, good, good new year and new life!

Looking up at you standing on the roof, what a beautiful scenery! You gently comb your hair with that exquisite wooden comb, and I can't help thinking of a song: I haven't felt the tenderness of snowflakes yet-you have so much dandruff! Remember to wash your hair more during the Spring Festival!

43. There's a sentence I haven't dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it once in the New Year: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, and you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

44, let you read the text message, you read the text message, the text message is in the New Year: happy is happy, happy is not taxed; Happy is happy, happy is very valuable; Make you healthy, you will be healthy, and dating will be healthy!

45. Send a message to make people feel safe for a long time; Receiving a phone call makes people warm for a long time; Taste a pot of good tea, which makes people aftertaste for a long time; Recalling a past event, people can't let go for a long time. Send a text message to say Happy New Year.

46. The New Year is coming. For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large face value RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

47. During the Chinese New Year, Tang Priest added a cotton gown, Wukong added a pair of cotton trousers, Friar Sand added a cotton hat, Bajie, your little hand, don't just play with your mobile phone to read text messages, remember to buy a pair of gloves.

48. The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug, and happiness is my gift! Honey, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you! Happy new year!

49. When we were in love, you once told me that you would love me forever in your life. However, I know a lot about love, but what I don't understand is, what is forever? Can you tell me? The new year is coming, and I hope you will love me forever.

50. I wish you: high position, light responsibility, less money and close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, others work overtime, you get a raise, you get cramps when you have money, and beautiful girls love you crazily. Happy new year!

5 1, Happy New Year: Good health; Second, I wish you fewer difficulties; Trouble three wishes; Four wishes of not being old; Five wishes for a good mood; Six sad wishes; Seven wishes for happiness; Eight wishes for high income; Nine wishes for peace cover; Ten wishes for happiness!

52. As soon as firecrackers sounded, the company won a bright future, and its employees were positive and aboveboard. The new year's sunrise is picturesque, and the world is dancing in the spring dance. Snowflakes are flying to send wealth, and Xia Hong is full of good luck. At the beginning of the new year, I wish the company a bright future and the employees happiness.

53. You are a good leader at a higher level, and I can't run away at a lower level. There are no gifts this year, but there are MMS gifts. Send you a bunch of peony flowers for life. I wish you great development and success in your career Happy spring festival!

54. The Spring Festival is coming. Bodhisattvas are busy, and gods from all walks of life send good luck: the god of wealth sends you gold ingots, the birthday star keeps you healthy, Manjusri gives you great wisdom, Guanyin keeps you happy, Maitreya keeps you happy, and the lucky stars accompany you everywhere! Happy spring festival!

55. Decorate lanterns to celebrate the Spring Festival, and firecrackers make people laugh. Enjoy family reunion, and friends and relatives bless you. I am very happy to visit my friends and wish you good health in the new year. Happy and carefree, smooth profit. Happy spring festival!

56. The New Year is coming. Do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me very much? I didn't press it until I said I wanted to. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

57, 12345, go up the hill to tease the puppy. Shake the puppy's head, eat and wear; Touching the puppy's leg will definitely raise the salary; Pat the puppy on the back, the deposit is ten times; Kissing the dog's mouth makes life better. Happy Year of the Pig!

58, the New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

59, green and low-carbon, SMS New Year; The wind is clear, the country is peaceful and the people are safe; Spring returns to the earth, and happiness is everywhere; Be happy at work and feel warm; Everything goes well and dreams come true; Jade dogs are auspicious and give people great strength. Happy Year of the Pig!

60. Meeting is a melodious song, knowing each other is a cup of mellow wine, getting along with a goose flying south, and knowing each other is a Gu Teng. When you are calm, you will always bless silently. May happiness and peace be with you forever.

6 1, the wolf came to the pigsty, and the mother pig arranged: the big pig went to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

62. The Chinese New Year is coming: it's too expensive to buy you a Mercedes; Please travel abroad, waste; Please eat the sea and hurt your stomach; Send you a rose, misunderstanding; Give you a kiss, no! I have to send you a message. It's affordable!

63. With the arrival of the new year, we will usher in a new life, put on a new mood, embark on a new journey, open up new hopes and carry new dreams.

Harvest new success and enjoy new happiness. may you have a happy new year!

64. I put my thoughts in the bag of the wind, I carved my memories into rings of years, I entrusted my sweet wine to WU GANG, and I wrote my blessings all over the sky! I wish you a happy New Year!

65. Make a good wish and wish you a happy New Year. Send you a wonderful feeling and wish you all the best in the new year; Send a beautiful gift and wish you a sweet smile every day; May the celebration of the Spring Festival bring you happiness!

66. I won't give you a gift during the Chinese New Year, but I will send you a text message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you!

67. Smile happily every day, count money every day, the boss smiles at you, gives you a raise, gives you a red envelope, and a beautiful woman throws a hydrangea at your hair. You can't escape, you can't escape, and you can't escape. Happy New Year!

You are my winter.

A cotton-padded jacket in the kitchen, a light bulb in the dark, bread in hunger, and ice cream in summer. You are not with me this Spring Festival, and I have nothing. Just write my thoughts as a short message to wish you a happy new year.

69. The price of radish and cabbage has increased, but the SMS charges remain unchanged. It's the New Year, and I don't want to send you a message, which is obviously stingy. A short message can't buy half a radish, but my heart can learn from the sun and the moon!

70. My news came. The people who received it were proud of the spring breeze, the people who watched it worked smoothly, the people who saved it were sweet, the people who forwarded it were prosperous, and the people who deleted it were lucky! May good luck always accompany you! Good luck in the Year of the Pig!