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The more complete the methods and techniques of smoking, the better, and the more complete the etiquette of drinking and smoking, the better. This picture illustrates it best!

1. Smoking etiquette: (more exciting later...) 1. Do not smoke in any room, because smoke will float in the air, and do not smoke 15 meters away from non-smokers (especially children) Smoking inside the premises. 2. Do not smoke at doorways, windows and corridors. 3. Don’t smoke while eating. 4. Do not cough or spit when smoking. It is very dirty and disgusting. 5. If you are a guest at someone else's house, it is very impolite for the host to smoke at the table before he has smoked. Do not enter the host's room with a lit cigarette, and do not open the door for such a guest. 6. Don’t walk around in public places with cigarettes. Don't light up in crowded places. 7. There are also some general smoking etiquette, such as not blowing smoke in non-smokers’ faces, returning matches and lighters promptly, and not always borrowing cigarettes. 8. Smokers should force themselves to develop a habit and check whether there are any no-smoking signs around them before smoking. 9. If you don't know how to smoke a cigar or pipe, learn it first so you don't look like a fool in public. 10. Don’t throw cigarette ashes on the street. I think Beijing is just a big ashtray filled with garbage and ash. It makes sense for car manufacturers to install ashtrays in cars. Please use it. If you're sitting in the front of the car, be aware of your cigarette ashes, which may drift to the rear passengers. 11. In public transportation: Bus drivers, taxi drivers and train conductors should never smoke in their transportation. 12. When smoking outdoors, please do not stand downwind so that people who do not want to smoke can smell your smoke. If you see someone fanning, it means you have affected others. Put out the cigarette or go to another place to smoke. 13. Don’t offer cigarettes to foreigners the same way you offer cigarettes to your friends. They may be offended. 14. Don’t smoke in front of children and pregnant women. Do not provide cigarettes to minors. 15. Don’t use a filter. It looks silly and means you have no willpower. 16. Eat some mint or chewing gum so you don’t have smoky breath. 17. Smoking can cause yellow teeth, so you should clean your teeth regularly. 18. Make sure your cigarette is completely out. There is no need to continue to pollute the air. If someone politely asks you to put out your cigarette, do so or find another place to go. 19. No one likes things to smell like smoke. You should apologize to everyone and leave the table to smoke somewhere else. 20. Pipes and cigars have a strong smell and are prohibited in most places abroad. Please be careful when lighting up. 21. Hold back the smoke on the street and extinguish it gently. Extinguish it on the trash can lid and throw it away, it's not that hard to grab a cigarette butt for a few extra minutes. 22. If you are going to a formal party, interview, or date, make sure your hair, fingers, and clothes are free of the smell of smoke, cigars, and pipes. 23. If you know a friend or colleague is trying to quit smoking, you should avoid offering them cigarettes and smoking in front of them. 24. Don’t play with lighters, it’s very annoying and dangerous. 25. Don’t play with cigarettes in your mouth, it will look like a bandit. The way you hold your cigarette should be good. You don't want to look like a barmaid or a bandit leader. 26. Don’t smoke in bed, no one wants to burn down their home. 27. If you are going to flick cigarette ashes at the dinner table, make sure you don't get it on other people's food. Personally, if there is no non-smoking area, I will ask the service staff to take away all the ashtrays from the table. 28. If you are at a wedding and some people don’t want to smoke the cigarettes handed to them by the bride, don’t get mad; we live in an international city with different races and habits. 29. Don’t smoke where there are no windows. 30. Do not throw unextinguished cigarette butts into wastebaskets, woods, etc. 31. A gentleman should always light a cigarette for a lady. 32. If the waiter forgets to change your ashtray, you should remind them that a full ashtray is very disgusting and unhygienic.

33. If you are a socially responsible legal person, celebrity, public figure or actor, you should not smoke, nor should you endorse tobacco companies or smoke in public events. Especially athletes, you must set a good example. 34. Don’t smoke on the dance floor. It’s not fun to burn other people’s hair, clothes or eyes. Most foreign bars prohibit smoking and drinking on the dance floor. 35. If you have guests over, you should put out your cigarettes unless you know they also smoke. 36. There is an old saying that kissing someone is like kissing an ashtray. So if you're dating a non-smoker, definitely clean your mouth first with a gallon of mouthwash. 37. Before smoking, it is a very polite gesture to ask "Do you mind if I smoke?" We know that 53,800 people die from second-hand smoke every year. 38. If you see a large ashtray and a no smoking sign, it does not mean that the ashtray is for you to smoke, but for you to put out your cigarette. Don't pretend to be confused. 39. If you travel, respect local laws. Most Asian, European countries and American cities have strict smoking bans. 40. Never smoke in public bathrooms. The company should severely punish such employees. 2. Drinking etiquette: 1. Everyone is having fun together, and avoid whispering. Most banquets have many guests, so you should try to talk about topics that most people can participate in, so as to gain the approval of the majority of people. Because individuals have different interests, hobbies, and knowledge, the topic should not be too biased, so as to avoid being self-centered, talking about everything, going off-topic, and ignoring everyone else. In particular, try not to whisper to others in a low voice, giving others a sense of mystery, which often leads to jealousy of "just you two" and affects the effect of drinking. 2. Aim at the guests and hosts and grasp the overall situation. Most banquets have a theme, which is the purpose of drinking. When attending a banquet, you should first look around at everyone's expressions and distinguish priorities. Don't drink just for the sake of drinking and lose a good opportunity to make friends. Don't let some grandstanding drunks disturb the host. 3. Appropriate language and humor on the table can show a person's talent, common sense, cultivation and communicative grace. Sometimes a witty and humorous language can leave a deep impression on the guests and make them like you invisibly. . Therefore, you should know when to say what to say, the right language, and humor are key. 4. Persuading people to drink in moderation, don’t force it. People often encounter people trying to persuade people to drink at the wine table. Some people always like to treat the wine shop as a battlefield and try their best to persuade others to drink a few more drinks. They think that not drinking enough is unrealistic. "A hero is judged by drinking", it is okay for people who drink a lot, but it is difficult for people who drink a little. Sometimes excessive persuasion to drink will completely destroy the original relationship between friends. 5. Toast in an orderly manner with clear priorities. Toasting is also a science. Under normal circumstances, toasts should be made in order of age, position, and identity of guest and host. Before toasting, you must fully consider the order of toasts and distinguish priorities. Even if you are drinking with someone you are not familiar with, you should first inquire about their identity or pay attention to how others address you. This should be known to avoid embarrassing or hurtful feelings. When toasting, you must grasp the order of toasting. When you have a request for a guest at the table, you should naturally be more respectful to him. However, be aware that if there is a higher status or older person present, you should not only be respectful to the person who can help you, but also be respectful first. Give a toast to the venerable elders, otherwise everyone will be embarrassed. 6. Observe words and colors and understand people’s hearts. If you want to get everyone’s appreciation at the wine table, you must learn to watch words and colors. Because when communicating with people, you need to understand people's hearts and be able to play both sides well in order to play the role at the wine table. 7. The edge is gradually rising, sit still at the Taishan banquet. At the banquet, you must clearly understand the situation, correctly evaluate your own strength, don't be too impulsive, try to retain some drinking power and sense of speech, do not let others underestimate yourself, and do not reveal yourself too much. Only by choosing appropriate opportunities and gradually radiating your talents can you stay firmly on top of the mountain and avoid giving others the idea of ??"this is your ability" and making others dare not underestimate your strength.

Let me tell you about the rules at the wine table: (1) If you really can’t drink, don’t take the first sip, pick up the food in your rice bowl and eat while you go (2) If you are convinced that you want to drink, don’t pretend to be ink. , the next step is to follow the rules. Rule 1: Although at the wine table, "If you have deep feelings, take a sip; if you have shallow feelings, lick it." But you must not keep this sentence on your lips when drinking. Rule 2: Keep a low profile and keep a low profile. Don’t make a big deal as soon as you get to the wine table. Rule 3: Leaders have to wait until each other has finished drinking before it’s their turn to toast. Rule 4: Many people can respect one person, but one person must not respect many people, unless you are a leader. Rule 5: Respect others by yourself. If you don’t clink glasses, how much you drink depends on the situation, such as the other person’s drinking capacity and attitude towards drinking. You must not drink less than the other person. You must know that you are respecting others. Rule 6: When you are toasting others, if you clink glasses and say, "I'll finish the drink, you can do whatever you want," you'll show your belly. Rule 7: If you are in a humble position, remember to drink more for the leader. Don’t blindly replace the leader with drinks. Even if you want to replace the leader, you must do it when the leader really wants someone to replace you. You must also pretend that you are doing it because you want to drink and not to replace the leader. Drinking wine. For example, if leader A is too drunk, he can stop the people who are about to pay respect to leader A by making insinuations. Rule 8: Hold the wine glass (beer glass), hold the glass with your right hand, and place the bottom of the glass with your left hand. Remember that your own glass is always lower than others. If you are a leader, be wise and don't put yourself too low, otherwise how can you call the people below you a good person? Rule 9: If no special person is present, it is best to drink wine in clockwise order, and do not favor one person over another. Rule 10: Clink glasses and toast with words, otherwise, why the hell would I want to drink your wine? Rule 11: Don’t talk about business on the table. Once you’ve finished drinking, business is almost done. Everyone understands this, otherwise they won’t be open to drinking with you. Rule 12: Don't pretend to be wrong, say the wrong thing, do the wrong thing, don't make excuses, and consciously drink alcohol is the last word. Rule 13: If, purely if, you encounter a situation where there is not enough wine, put the wine bottle in the middle of the table and let people refill it. Don't be stupid and pour the wine one by one, otherwise what will happen if the people behind you don't have wine? Rule 14: There must be a glass of wine at the end, so don’t leave your glass empty. You can't run away ~ Rule 15: Be careful not to make a gaffe after drinking, don't talk big, don't lose your temper, don't spit, swing your chopsticks around, don't point your fingers around, make popping noises when drinking soup, don't fart or burp, and go to the toilet if you can't hold it in. Go ahead, no one will stop you. Rule 16: Don’t say “I don’t know how to drink” (if you drink), lest others accuse you of being hypocritical. Believe it or not, you can really tell whether a person can drink or not. Rule 17: The boss drinks with you to give you a face. No matter how much the boss wants you to drink, you should do it first as a respect. Remember, keep your hands and the cup low. Rule 18: Peanuts are a good thing for drinkers. Keep a clear head, and it is indispensable to ask after drinking. A cup of yogurt, a cup of hot water, and a hot towel will all show that you care.