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Talk about the benefits of laziness

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2065438+200810.6, which coincided with the first weekend of the new year, Qin Se and K Jun (sharing a room) got up in the morning and found that there was no internet at home. They realized that they had not paid the internet fee for a long time, and they might be in arrears. However, both of them are lying on the sofa (Ge You's posture), and both of them don't want to go out, braving the cold wind to pay the internet fee. But if you don't hand it in, how can you watch a play at home on weekends? So things reached an impasse. ...

Finally, K Jun came up with a way to see if Alipay can pay. Later, he checked and found that Alipay can only pay the network fee of telecom, and we are Unicom. Things are deadlocked for the second time. ...

But I have to say that K Jun just has a way. He remembered that Unicom had an APP, and later tried it with Unicom APP. Sure enough, he can pay the fee. Since then, we have lived a nourishing life of "lazy people can pay the internet fee without going out" ... (alas, the weight is also increasing day by day)

The above example is mainly about the benefits of laziness. I think laziness has an obvious advantage-it stimulates people's innovative spirit and is conducive to innovation. If it weren't for laziness, K Jun wouldn't have found a way to pay online.

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I remember attending a training last year. The teacher talked about teamwork, and played a game in the middle, that is, grouping paper planes and throwing paper planes to see which group threw the most paper planes over the line within the specified time. Two other friends and I are in charge of logistics, including timing, supervision and aircraft counting. Draw a line where the plane is thrown, and those who throw the plane don't count. The teacher said that before playing this game, because there were many people, the situation of pressing the line was often difficult to supervise and the controversy would be great. At this time, my little brother, who is in charge of logistics with me, said, why don't you bring that table and everyone will stand behind and throw it? So we lifted the table, which solved the problem of line pressing well, and was later praised by the lecturer. I gave my little brother a thumbs-up and he said, "I just want to be lazy. This is too difficult to supervise. "

Want to be lazy, just have such a good idea! Want to be lazy is really the ladder of human progress, and this social progress depends to a large extent on people who want to be lazy!

Because I am too lazy to walk, I have a carriage, a car, a train and an airplane.

Because I was too lazy to wash clothes, I had a washing machine.

I got a dishwasher because I was too lazy to wash the dishes.

Because I was too lazy to sweep the floor, I had a sweeper.

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Of course, it is not enough to be lazy, but also lazy, such as Qin Se, who is simply lazy and does not think about the solution to the Internet payment problem. K jun is different. He also wanted to be lazy and solve this problem once and for all, so he made a new discovery. So everyone should learn from K Jun, not Qin Se.

I thought slacking off and promoting innovation was my latest discovery, but I didn't know until I looked it up. Many people have long known this. For example, Bill Gates said, "I will let a lazy man do the difficult work, because he will find the easiest way to finish the work." No wonder he is the richest man and discovered the benefits of laziness many years earlier than Qin Se. Does it mean that Qin Se may become the richest man in many years? )

Of course, it is not to encourage people to form the habit of being lazy, but to encourage people to have the idea of being lazy, scientifically and reasonably optimize their working methods and innovate their working skills, so as to achieve the goal of being lazy.