Humorous sentences that drink less.

Drink less appetizers and get drunk more. The following are my humorous sentences about drinking less. Welcome to read!

1, I advise you to drink less and feel at ease and happy.

2, life is like wine, don't be greedy.

3, the wine knows that there are thousands of cups, how much can you drink, and run if you can't drink it.

Sorry, I have two suites, so I can't drink.

5, the body is the capital, abstinence is on the road.

6. Drink without driving, and drive without drinking.

7, no wine and no seat, the right amount is high!

8. Noisy drinking is very harmful, and I almost lost a good wife.

9. Wine is a typical double-edged sword, and heaven and hell are one step away.

10, I advise you to drink less and treat your dog as your girlfriend when you are drunk.

1 1, the glass is tilted, and it pours after drinking. Come together.

12, I advise you to drink less. No drunkard has ever poured it into your stomach.

13, drunk driving, drunk driving, armor are all tofu residue.

14, a person's life can be short, once drunk driving, life is over.

15, please ask where there is a restaurant. Jade liquid is in my heart!

16, the holiday is limited, life is priceless, drink and don't drive, drive and don't drink!

17. Flowers bloom on the trees and wine is sprinkled on the ground.

18, may people live for a long time and have a beautiful scenery thousands of miles away! Driving without drinking is always safe!

19, rotten wine is like a villain, attacking each other with swords and arrows.

For the sake of health, it is never too late to put down the wine in the cup.

2 1, drinking too much, hurting the liver.

22, wine meets a thousand cups of friends, and drinking too much will increase your troubles. Liquor is good, but please don't drink too much.