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202 1 weather hot circle of friends talk about the classic sentence 6 1.

1, don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.

2. That day, it was terribly hot. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, Feiyun and fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless.

You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

4. The practice dropped all over the floor and evaporated immediately.

Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.

When two strangers smile at each other, they become familiar.

7. I can finally steam a sauna for free.

8, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

9. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

10, let's stay at home, we can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

1 1, lying on the mat feels like an iron ox willow.

12, my friends and I were fainted by the heat.

13. Are my shoes still stuck on the asphalt?

14, beating you is not childish! It's very hot! !

15, mosquitoes don't bite, only cold water pipes.

16, my god, you have to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!

17, it's so hot, eat a cold dish while it's hot!

18, when the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

19, I met a stranger in the street just now and suddenly became an acquaintance!

Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

2 1. When I saw the mosquito fly out of the air-conditioned room with my own eyes, it fell to the ground smoking like a gray machine that was hit and crashed.

22. My sister's hair cut my face on the bus.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

24, mix a cold dish, you have to eat quickly, or it will become spicy soon!

25. I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A friend in the physics department next to me said it was sublimation.

26. The porcelain-touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, was completely shut down!

27. This heat can't stop!

28. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy. It is said that a guy tried to touch porcelain, jumped up as soon as he lay down and ran faster than a rabbit.

29, lying in bed is braised, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, barbecue when going out, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back, and going home!

30. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

3 1, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

Nu Wa said that she regretted it. Why didn't she cover the sun last time?

In this weather, Lori has become a "* *".

34. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

35. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

36. This mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.

I don't want to go out, it's very hot.

38. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, and order the pot.

39. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I got up silently and covered my roommate with a quilt.

40. Hot weather is annoying, and sudden rainstorm is always annoying. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.

4 1, spent an hour putting on makeup, and opened the door without makeup.

42. Showing love is not shameful. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

43. Choosing a university doesn't care if it's the key, there is no air conditioning anyway!

44. Keep quiet. I'd rather keep silent in the fleeting time, just like now.

45. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

46. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!

47. Go out for a few minutes and sweat for a few hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

48. Buy a mat and sleep as an electric blanket!

49. I accidentally dropped a piece of paper money, didn't pick it up, and found it. It hurts when I look at it.

50. People who can be invited out in such a hot day are friends of life and death.

5 1, you are gold and I am coal, you will glow and I will heat up. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

52. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

Girls, if you meet a boy with air conditioning at home, get married.

54. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

55. It's very hot here today. Be agitated.

56. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

If it becomes so hot, it won't be broken. The wings have melted!

58. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

59. Going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!

60. I saw a coin on the road. I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up because I was afraid of being burned.

6 1, I need air conditioning in every cell.