A humorous response to the story of Afanti and the Rich Man

The rich man Aimaiti is a hard-nosed man, and he is often so stingy that he is reluctant to let anyone drink a sip of water.

On this day, Afanti heard that Aimaiti was selling watermelons in person, so he immediately went to the stall and said: "Aimaiti, I am very thirsty and want to buy a watermelon to eat, but I wonder how you sell these watermelons?"

"A big melon costs 2 cents a piece, and a small melon costs 1 cent apiece."

"Well, I'll give you 1 cent apiece. Can you get me a small melon?”

“Of course.”

Then the money was settled. Afanti got on the donkey and walked away with Watermelon.

After a while, Afanti suddenly came back and said: "Hey, Aimaiti, would you like to change to a big melon?"

"Of course you can." As Amat said, he took the small melon and handed a big melon to Afanti.

Afanti immediately ate up the melon and left in a hurry.

Seeing this, Aimaiti couldn't help but chased after Afanti, stopped Afanti and said, "Hi! Hi! You haven't paid me yet!"

Afanti said calmly: "I said you Aimaiti, do you just want to be obsessed with other people? I clearly gave you a small amount of money when I bought a small watermelon, right? You little melon is a A lot of money, right? Now I’m giving you another little melon, isn’t it exactly 2 pounds of money?”

Aimaiti thought about it and said quickly: “Yes, yes, look how stupid I am!” When I bought the small melon, I was already given 1 ounce of money, and now with this little melon, it’s exactly 2 ounces of money!”

After several days, Aimaiti finally came to his senses, but Ah Maiti finally woke up. However, Fanti had already gone to the Kingdom of Java, so he had to swallow his anger and curse, which was considered as self-deprecating.

Unexpectedly, on the tenth day, Afanti came again.

As the saying goes, if you take a hard time, you will gain wisdom. This time Aimaiti was extra careful and asked preemptively: "Afanti, are you thirsty again?"

"Yes."

"Do you want to eat again?" A big watermelon?"

"Yes."

"It's still 2 bucks each, do you want it?"

"Of course."

"How many do you want?"

"Five."

"Okay!"

After speaking, Amat quickly picked five A leftover raw watermelon was handed to Afanti. After catching them one by one, Afanti suddenly said to himself loudly with enlightenment: "Oh, look, I almost forgot. I was asked to buy grapes for them. How could I buy them watermelons?" What?" Then he asked: "Oh, how do you sell these grapes?"

Aimaiti said in a straight line: "One pound is worth a lot of money."

Afanti patted Aimaiti on the shoulder and asked: "Aimaiti, let me discuss it with you first, okay?"

Aimaiti replied very vigilantly: "Say, Let me listen."

Afanti said cheerfully: "Okay, I'll give you the five watermelons you gave me just now, can you give me another ten pounds of grapes? ?”

“Eggs for salt, no change for two, of course.”

Aimaiti carefully took all five watermelons, and then weighed ten kilograms of grapes. Passed it to Afanti. Unexpectedly, Afanti took the grapes and walked away again. When Aimaiti saw it, he immediately became angry: "Afanti! Do you want to eat for free again? Pay for it quickly!"

Afanti clapped his fist and said: "Hey, hey, hey , Aimaiti, didn’t I discuss with you in advance that I would exchange five watermelons for ten pounds of grapes? Why are you confused again?”

Aimaiti yelled angrily: “Asshole? ! Did you pay for the watermelon?"

Afantiyi was also angry and cursed: "Hey, Aimaiti! Who are you talking about? I didn't eat your five watermelons at all. Why did you ask me to pay for the watermelon? Do you want to blackmail me? Go and see the official!" Aimaiti was scolded and said suddenly: "Yes, yes, you didn't eat my watermelon. , why should I ask you for watermelon money?" So he hurriedly said modestly, and watched in a daze as Afanti walked away carrying his own grapes.