Let's talk about humorous weather forecast adaptation. Thank you.

Today, I miss you a little during the day, but I miss you very much in the afternoon. My mood will drop by five degrees. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

During the day from tonight to tomorrow, there will be goose feather blessings on the mobile phone, and the mood is mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that the wind will continue to blow in the next 52 weeks!

Weather forecast for the New Year: Around New Year's Day, paper money will be stored in a large area, including US dollars in the northeast, rubles in the northwest, British banknotes in central and southern China, cheques in some parts of the southeast, and gold bars in some areas (I think this is what you are looking for. I heard the weather forecast about Fujian province at that time, that is, what will be deposited in southern Fujian and what will be deposited in western Fujian. . . Wait, but I can't find it)

In a kindergarten engaged in enlightenment education, the teacher brought a globe and asked the children, "What is this?" Answer: "News broadcast!" Never giving up, the teacher brought a map of China and asked, "What is this?" He replied, "Weather forecast!"

Modify:

The following is my own adaptation:

The weather in the new year is new, and now it is the weather forecast of Fujian Province: affected by the global golden storm, the whole province has once again ushered in rich weather. Most areas in the province will print banknotes, among which Minnan will accompany the United States to the euro; Minxi ruble; There is a catty in central and northern Fujian; There are checks in eastern Fujian; There are also gold bars in some areas. Please take more bags when you go out these days to prevent money from being robbed.