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Jokes and stories caused by decoration reveal how small decoration companies deceive people. .
Joke 1: A hostess hired a master to decorate her bedroom, but the work was not completed during the day. At night, my husband came back and went into the bedroom to turn on the light. It was too dark and he touched the fresh paint next to the switch, leaving his fingerprints. The next day, the decorators came to work. The hostess said: "Please come to the bedroom, and I will let you take a look at the place where my husband touched you last night." The decorator said awkwardly: "I am clean and self-protective, how can you look at the place where your husband touched you?" "
Knowledge learned after having fun: Although this joke did not catch the construction team members' construction mistakes, we can allude to it when the decoration company faces decoration problems. , likes to shirk responsibility. Therefore, in order to avoid this phenomenon, it is recommended that everyone write a clear contract before starting the renovation, so as to avoid the situation of both parties shirking responsibility.
# Q9 >Someone asked him to decorate a new house at a cost of 100,000 yuan. After the construction was completed, he received the air conditioner. The decorator asked: Where is the air conditioner you bought?
Knowledge learned after having fun: This is obvious. In order to attract business, many decoration companies fly advertisements all over the sky. Whether they are real or imaginary, there are these junk advertisements in the streets and alleys. As consumers, we cannot You should be happy to get the prize. Please remember: the wool comes from the sheep.
9 }0 w: t! a2 n$ i&U Joke 3: One day, the hostess was discussing the design plan with the owner. Insisting on buying a big TV to put in the living room
You know her house is so small! The man touched his glasses and said softly to the woman, "Honey, we want to put the TV on the balcony." Let's put the sofa on the balcony. "I couldn't help but dare to laugh'A2 n8 j7 S1 c3 P3 Q*{QWhat I learned after being happy: This story makes people curl their lips very little, not very much. It’s funny, but the designer is dedicated, and the couple is sweet. Only those who have experienced it will understand the happiness that overflows from it
But it tells us that when looking for a designer, we need to find one Those who can listen to our voices, rather than looking for a unique and alternative designer, after all, the house designed is for you to live in, not for the designer to live in.
- ^2 ^# d$ a# w! TJoke 4: I once accidentally bought a wood panel. When the worker took it out, he found that there were nails. I went to the building materials boss. The building materials boss yelled: "What are you yelling at?" , I didn’t charge you for the nails, Han, I’m still a regular customer.
Knowledge learned after happiness: Not to mention this, we all can’t wait to meet such a building materials boss during decoration. I have to pay this business several hundred dollars, but it’s a pity that we are legal citizens and understand the law. In order to avoid such a dumb loss, dear door, you must be careful when decorating. If you are not careful, you will be trapped by the decoration company. Can't do it.
7 g7 ]( p# \& D;ZW' DSummary: Maybe you who have renovated have had this experience, but after the happiness, we should see some essential truths. Every little story is funny to others. Only those who have experienced it will know that it is hard for a mute to eat Coptis chinensis.
Only friends who have been fooled by small companies will understand. Therefore, I use these jokes to guide everyone. When choosing a decoration company, you should not blindly pursue cheapness. You should also consider the quality of the project and the after-sales service. I hope it can be a reminder to those who want to decorate! < /p>
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