Super super funny joke. Give me something to laugh at.

A man was walking in the street when he suddenly saw a cow without horns? ! A farmer stood by, and the man asked, "Why doesn't your cow have horns?" The farmer replied, "It may have fallen off when fighting with other cows, it may be hereditary, or it may be congenital without horns, but these reasons are not." "The man asked," why? Then what is this freak? ! Farmer: "Because,,,, it is a donkey! "

Two priests went drinking, and then they went riding motorcycles. The priest who was driving also played some acrobatics, with one hand open and the other shaking. The police saw it. Policeman: "Stop! You two don't wear helmets, drink and drive, do acrobatics and drive too fast, and you will be punished to death! " The priest who was driving replied, "We didn't do acrobatics. It was God who just manipulated the motorcycle! " While tearing up the ticket, the policeman said, "Oh, there is another person who is overloaded without a helmet. Signed the ticket! " "

Girl: What kind of girl do you like?

Boy: I like ugly girls.

Girl: What about me?

Boy: I'm sorry, dear ~ I like ugly girls, not ugly girls …

Girl: ...

Brother, what's your annual salary?

B: 1.2 million.

A: So you have 10 thousand a month? How comfortable! Dude, what do you do?

B: daydreaming.

A: ...

Lang Ke said: People call me a ronin, which is good!

The samurai said: it's nice to be called a samurai!

The expert said: It's nice to be called an expert!

The swordsman said: you talk, I'll go first!

Peking University said: I am from Peking University!

Tianjin University said: I am old!

Shanghai University said: I went to college!

Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!

General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!

General fu said to him: I am just!

General Zuo Quan said: I have this right!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!

The school was in class that day, and QQ was sent when the deskmate was in class. Unexpectedly, the director patrolling at the school gate saw it from the window, and the director also sent him a QQ: Why is QQ still online when you are in class? The deskmate asked: Who are you? The director replied: Look out of the window. Deskmate: 88, we'll talk about it after class. The inspector of our school is outside the window!