Lu Xinyu Hao Tianlei rolling crosstalk lines

Lu Xinyu and Hao Tianlei's crosstalk lines are as follows:

Yu Hao: (touching Lu Xin)

Lu Xin: If you don't know us, thank you for applauding us. It's too warm. We are not from here.

Yu Hao: That's called character, character.

Lu Xin: Yes, it's not people, people and people.

Yu Hao: Let's talk about people.

Lu Xin: Yes, that's right. People. We are all crosstalk performers from Xi 'an.

Yu Hao: That's right.

Lu Xin: We are very happy.

Yu Hao: When we came to the legendary swordsman, we were on TV. A philosopher once said, Vo Zkishod once said that when a person is on TV, he is a star, and we are stars. Me?

Yu Hao: (pause) Applause here. Who did you just say?

Lu Xin: What's the matter?

Yu Hao: What did you say? Who said that?

Lu Xin: I'm Zkishod.

Yu Hao: Who said that?

Lu Xin: I'm Zkishod.

Yu Hao: Make it clear.

Lu Xin: I said it myself.

Yu Hao: What's the use of what you said yourself? You said it yourself, you child.

Lu Xin: We are very excited to be on TV.

Yu Hao: Excited.

Lu Xin: But let's talk about cross talk. At first, we refused.

Yu Hao: Why?

Lu Xin: Because Miss Guo is here.

Yu Hao: That pair.

Lu Xin: We dare not stand and talk cross talk.

Yu Hao: Then let's talk about the stomach.

Lu Xin: Two more pedals, and I'll take the Chinese one.

Yu Hao: I want a Thai dish.

Lu Xin: Very comfortable.

Yu Hao: Get out! What is this?

Lu Xin: When I say that, it's too bad to stand and talk about cross talk.

Yu Hao: So what can't be lost?

Lu Xin: Look at the duet, how free the duet actors are on the stage.

Yu Hao: People are free.

Lu Xin: People go to this radio station, (imitating Zhao Si) Well, if you don't applaud, I'll just hang out here.

Yu Hao: It's too expensive to transfer for two people.

Lu Xin: It doesn't matter if you don't applaud. Give me some applause, friends, I will give you a unique skill! Take a washbasin, tear it open and put a balloon on it to blow. This is not a unique skill.