Ask for a joke and short message about selling rat poison in Shanghai dialect.

Come on, don't miss it. Look into your eyes and do your math. The United States imports rat poison. Look at the clam. They ate in the alley and died at the front door, and ate at the front door and died at the waist door. Come on, come on, you can count the rat poison imported from the United States. The old lady died in the kitchen and the old man died in the toilet. Come on, everyone. The United States imports rat poison.

It should be this feeling.