Wechat classic quotations are funny

Wechat classic quotations are funny. 1. How far is your idea? According to your idea, I should stay where I am.

Second, "Do you know that the person you secretly love just likes you?" "This is called imagination."

Third, you look like a dung fork. You know, you can see a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung from a distance.

Fourth, I think you are good at mixing. Don't forget what kind of dog you were.

King Yinjiao said to the king of Jinjiao, "Brother, let's go and get the Tang Priest to eat!" Jinjiao stared and said, "Why do you want to arrest the Tang Priest? If you want to catch a pig, catch a pig. How expensive pork is now! "

Six, the whole universe can't stop me from liking you! I am willing to be busy for you, work hard for you, give everything for you, and pray that you can stay with me every day just to wait silently. I really like you ... RMB.

A cricket and a pig bet that I jumped into the grass and you couldn't see me. The pig said, What should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

Eight, you haven't fully evolved, and it's really hard for you to be like a person. heart for you

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry This is a gift from my immortal brother. From now on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid.

Ten, Bajie met the old man and asked: Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be a shemale.

Eleven, you are not only lucky, but also beriberi!

Now, please touch your face and smile in the mirror. If your skin is pink and the fluff on your face is tender and soft, it means that you are healthy. Ok, our lecture on raising pigs is over!

Thirteen, to buy and sell donkey burritos, I said to my boss, "Give me a roll, no onions, give me more meat, put, put, put, put, put again, put again …" The boss looked up at me and said faintly, "Young man, can I roll a donkey for you?" The girl next to me smiled.

Don't use your IQ to guess my behavior.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

Sixteen, go back and wash your face, and I will give you 10 Jin of perfume to cover up your big slag smell.

Seventeen years old, now a man. More and more damn disasters.

18. You think you are Halley's Comet, and 6 billion people around the world have to pay tribute to you!

I have surrendered unconditionally for you, so you can sign a love contract.

Twenty, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

Don't use your IQ to guess my behavior.

Twenty-two, miss childhood: I remember the primary school teacher scolded me: "I slapped you out!" " "I wanted to laugh at that time, but I was afraid to laugh. Now, I dare to laugh, but I can't. ...

Wherever you need me, I will fly back to you.

I heard your phone call yesterday. I croaked like a frog, purred like a pig, crackled like a cat, wheezed like a cow, and my mother-in-law barked like a chicken, and was as happy as a good news bird. I hope you can laugh happily at the weekend!

Twenty-five, I think you are good at mixing. Don't forget what kind of dog you were.

Patrol: Fishing is not allowed here. Fisherman: I'm not fishing, I'm letting earthworms practice swimming. Policeman: Then, show me the earthworm. Fisherman: Look! Patrol: You can't swim naked. You should be fined.

Twenty-seven, you have the face to treat yourself as a person, and you don't need your negative IQ to think about whether you are worth being.

Twenty-eight, women don't care about decency, decency is because it is not tempting enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

Twenty-nine, look! Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always smile, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be inappropriate, and little idiots will always read them patiently-

Husband, husband, I love you, I won't hit you, I won't scold you, I will carve you to death with the knife I love.