Ask for a jingle joke

1. Novels and comic games cannot be abandoned.

Basketball, football and billiards must be unreserved;

English physical geography, ignoring everything,

I will never learn Chinese, math and chemistry.

2. There are girls who don't bubble, rebellious; If you meet a girl, you will pick it up and do good for heaven.

3. Mom said: smoking is good for your health, gambling is good for your mind, shaking your head is not troublesome, fighting is good for your hands and feet, and robbery is good for long-distance running; Eat without food, save money for love.

4. Examination, examination and examination are teachers' magic weapons.

Points, points and points are the lifeblood of students.

Replication, replication, replication, our unique skills,

Fight, fight, fight, the king of parents.

5. Part I: Don't cheat in the exam. Be a schoolmate next year.

Bottom line: I'd rather have no personality than fail.

Horizontal batch: I just want to go over.

6. The students nowadays are really poor.

Love to cry, love to laugh, love to make trouble;

Always late for class every day,

Don't shout for a report when you are late.

Cheating in exams has a knack,

Can peek and copy;

Everyone likes Wei Xiaobao,

It is skillful to play tricks on teachers.

7. Modern teachers have high martial arts.

Everyone can throw "darts"

Teaching is a magic weapon.

It's either homework or exams.

The discipline in the class is really good

No talking, no laughing.

Students dare to shout loudly

Immediately find his parents "don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother." I am a pig if I don't turn over the books in the exam. Students like us, if they don't finish reading, go back to reread the kindergarten. What should we do without students like us in this era?