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What happened in the bathhouse that embarrassed you?
I lived in a chemical factory in the northwest at that time. I was twelve years old. Many times after school in the afternoon, I was dragged to the male staff bathhouse by my classmates to take a bath. He said, "Those uncles have big dicks and much hair." Walking into the bathhouse, I saw the workers' uncles undressing and taking a bath under the left and right drainage taps. I'm really curious. I am surprised that everything is bigger than ours. At first, I was ashamed. However, I have been there many times, and it's nothing.
I remember once, when taking a bath, an eight-or nine-year-old girl came in with soap and towel in her hand and cried, Dad, here's the soap towel. As he spoke, he walked up to a naked man under the faucet and sent something.
Seeing the girl's behavior, I couldn't help covering my penis. I heard my classmate say angrily to that girl: don't be ashamed, women go into men's bathhouses! I don't know why that girl is not ashamed at all. She replied that my father asked me to send towels.
This incident left an unforgettable memory for me. Why? First, what it was like to feel surprised and ashamed for the first time. Second, I don't understand how a scary girl can walk into a men's bathhouse.
Many years later, I learned that it is sexually enlightening for children to take a bath with adults. They are naive and curious, and have no distractions in the adult world.
When I was in high school, I lived on campus. After winter, I can't take a bath in the dormitory water room. One weekend, my classmates and I went to the town to take a bath for the first time.
By the time I undressed, my classmate had already gone in. I saw him walk into a corridor and followed him.
There is a small door at the end of the corridor. I was about to go in when suddenly a woman shouted in panic behind me. What are you doing?
I turned around and saw the woman wearing only underwear. I've never seen anything like this before. I pushed the door in a panic, and suddenly the pot inside burst. It turned out to be the ladies' room. Afterwards, I learned that there was a small door at the corner at the other end of the corridor, which was a men's bath.
My mind is blank, and I don't know how to get out. Later, I was taken to the police station.
Fortunately, a policeman at the police station saw that I came from the countryside and was still a student. He basically understood what was going on, didn't embarrass me, and let me go back directly.
This is not the most embarrassing. The most embarrassing thing is that this incident spread around the school afterwards. Some people even said that I had peeked a few times, so that later, female students saw me and made a detour.
Maybe this is also an opportunity. I didn't have puppy love in high school. I plunged into that pile of books and was admitted to my ideal university.
Speaking of bathhouses, it reminds me of my childhood. This incident made me feel a little ashamed of those two girls. We boys went too far back then. I wonder if there is any psychological harm to these two girls?
At that time, we were all children of seven or eight years old. We ran to the mine to play like a group of children. The doorman generally doesn't allow children to run around in it for fear of affecting normal production. We often rush in when the doorman is not looking. At that time, bathing was still a troublesome thing for us, because there were generally no facilities and conditions for bathing at home. As a result, we boys often go to the bathhouse in the mine with our father to take a bath (there are only male bathhouses in the mine), and we know the distribution inside the mine like the back of our hand.
That summer vacation, we seven or eight Xiong Haizi arrived at the compound of the mine together. There are six boys and two girls in our group of children. When we were running aimlessly inside, one of the biggest boys suggested that we take girls to the bathhouse to play. The two girls didn't understand the situation and agreed casually. We boys looked at each other with a wry smile. Because what happens next may surprise them.
After work, coal miners are covered with coal ash because they have worked underground for a long time. Therefore, they have a habit: in a dressing room before going to the bathhouse, they will take off their dirty kiln clothes, and then walk through the corridor about 100 meters without clothes to reach the bathhouse. Because there are no women in that corridor at ordinary times, everyone thinks it doesn't matter
That day, we boys brought two girls to this corridor. You can imagine the panic when two little girls were brought to this place and saw a group of naked big men. When they were in a hurry to run, they also ran into people coming in the opposite direction. When we boys saw that they were at a loss and covered their eyes, they all laughed and cried. When we went back at night, two girls cried for our parents. You can hear the sound of "smoking shredded pork with a belt" everywhere that night, and of course there are several boys crying in ghosts.
It's been a long time, but now I think of two things that are still funny.
Probably in the early 1980 s, not long after the reform and opening up. At that time, I lived in the countryside, and several friends lived in small counties. Once I visited them, and after eating and drinking enough, they invited me to take a bath. That was the first time I took a bath in the bathroom in the county.
The bathroom in the county is really advanced, with a balcony upstairs and a bathtub downstairs. After drinking a cup of tea, I'm going to take a bath in the swimming pool. Because it was the first time, I thought it was the same as in the country, so I took off my clothes and went downstairs to take a shower. Who knows, just walked to the stairs, a woman came along. I was surprised and ran back to the box. Ask a friend, why are there women in the men's bathroom? But they laughed and said how strange I was. He also said that if you want any special service, just ask them.
When I was taking a shower, my friends were wiping my back, and they told me to enjoy it. When I was in the countryside, I never wiped my back in the shower. I feel itchy and brittle when I wipe my back. When rubbing sensitive parts, the second child disobeyed and stood up. The back-wiping master also played a prank, deliberately fiddling around a few times, and the second child was even more straight. I really felt a little embarrassed at that time.
Up to now, my friends have teased me about these two things.
On weekends, he will also take me to the bathhouse in the mine to take a bath. Grandpa always leaves early in the morning, and I always struggle to be dragged up by him. I thought grandpa liked hot water. I only put water in the morning. The temperature is too high for me to go into the swimming pool. I know it takes a long time to wash once. A group of coal miners who went down at night rushed into the bathhouse after work. Those people can't even see their faces. They are even more African than Africans.
When I was a child, I went to the bathhouse to take a bath. It is normal for everyone to meet naked, but once I took a southern classmate to the bathhouse to take a bath, which really embarrassed me. In my freshman year, there were three southerners in our dormitory. When school started, the weather was not cold. Everyone usually takes a bath in the dormitory, and there is nothing to feel. Later, the weather became colder and colder, so I had to take a bath in the school bathhouse. After going to the bathhouse in the south with my roommate for the first time, I quickly took off my clothes, and then my roommate looked at me with a shocked face. I didn't expect that there was no such bathhouse in the south.
That winter, I went to the bathhouse to take a bath, and found that the junior high school Chinese teacher who had not met for more than 20 years had just come down to check out; The teacher is older, the glasses on the bridge of the nose are thicker, and my eyes are instantly moist! I wanted to settle the bill for him, but he refused, so he threw 100 yuan on the counter and said to settle the bill. The beautiful shop assistant smiled and said, "Sir, there is not enough money. You spend 20, he spends 380! " "At that moment, I was drunk; Turning around, I found that the teacher was gone …
I remember when I was in college, my roommate and I went to the bathhouse to take a bath. The school is in the north, and my roommate and I are from the south. Then we both washed in underwear. People around you are stripped naked, swinging their nakedness around you and looking at our underwear man with strange eyes. We haven't said a word, so we're really embarrassed to take a shower and leave. When we go out, we feel terrible at the same time !
Later, under the introduction and guidance of northern roommates, we slowly let go and flooded into the bathhouse army naked.
Take a bath in the bathhouse, take a bath and rub your back. The most embarrassing thing is to take a shower! The host rubs every inch of your skin with a towel, including your most intimate place. This is when embarrassment happens. Once when my master rubbed my lower body, I felt shamelessly hard. The master rubbed his hands and said with a smile, the young man is very angry! Turn over! I am ashamed and embarrassed to hold my lower body and turn it over quickly! The scene is very embarrassing. The bath owner seemed to see my embarrassment and joked that it was nothing, very common!
It is said that friendship often begins with rubbing your back in the bathhouse. In the bathhouse in the north, you don't want to take a quiet and quick bath. When you go to the station, someone will give you a friendly smile. Hey, you rub it for me, I'll rub it for you. So, where are you from? Are you married? How many people are there in your family? Are you comfortable? Young people who have been in bathhouses can be free even if they are restrained.
That was many years ago, when I was less than twenty years old. I just graduated from middle school and entered the society, working in a relatively small state-owned chemical plant. This factory is located in the suburbs and is divided into front yard and back factory. The front yard is an office, and leaders at all levels are in it. Behind it is the workshop in the factory, where ordinary workers work. The front yard is far from the back factory. Leaders and grassroots workers usually work in their own fields. There is a factory director in this factory who often comes to the workshop behind us to inspect the work on weekdays. Every time he comes to see us, he has to put on a well-dressed and serious look of a great leader. As soon as we met him, he was also bowing and flattering. No way, that's what state-owned enterprises do, otherwise the leaders will find us in trouble.
There are bathhouses in front of and behind the factory. The front is clean and tidy, which is the place where leaders take a bath, and the back is simple and rough, which is the place where our workers take a bath after work. The factory director usually takes a bath in the front bathhouse. On this day, the factory director came to the bathhouse behind us for the first time because the water pipe in the front bathhouse was broken and there was no water. It happened that our work ended early on this day, and everyone rushed to the bathhouse to take a bath in advance, so we saw another image of the factory director that we had never seen before!
Ah! We were all shocked at that time. Usually, there is silence in the bathhouse where we laugh and play. Workers who take off their clothes and enter the bathhouse will not leave. They all looked at the director stupidly. The director who is taking a bath is naked like us. With no clothes to cover him, he stood in front of us with a straight face and looked embarrassed. Everyone just looked at each other for a while, and then they felt old, and then they felt old. Someone in our crowd called the director awkwardly, and the director nodded, and we slipped away from the director in despair.
The whole bathhouse was shrouded in a solemn atmosphere for a time. As soon as another off-duty male worker came in, he thought someone had died here. But when they saw another image of the director, they joined our serious atmosphere without exception. In a social group that is used to pretending to be fake on weekdays, once everyone is naked and unobstructed, it is embarrassing and uncomfortable!
So, out of subconscious shielding themselves, all the workers quietly got into the pool. Fortunately, the pool in our bathhouse is big enough. As a result, the whole bathhouse was left with the director standing naked in front of us to take a bath. Director looks so uncomfortable! Someone in the pool couldn't help secretly laughing at the way he dared to make it unnatural and was about to pack up and leave. So the director didn't leave. He turned to face everyone and looked at our serious faces, afraid to laugh. He had to get back his face, so he went into the pool.
It is dignified for people not to see their nakedness when dipping in water. The factory director then assumed the appearance of a leader, cordially consoling the grass-roots workers and asking questions. So the factory director came back to be the factory director and the workers came back to be workers. The atmosphere in the bathhouse suddenly became much more relaxed and natural. The workers continued to bow and scrape, and the director continued to keep his word.
But! Just then, there was a loud explosion outside, and the whole bathhouse shook and jumped up. Not good! Run! I don't know who shouted, but accidents sometimes happen in chemical plants. When life and death are at stake, everyone can no longer consider acting. I saw that because of that sentence, everyone rushed out of the pool and ran outside the bathhouse without clothes on. Our workers are all young people in their twenties and thirties, and the factory director is middle-aged in his fifties and sixties, but the director's adult runs faster than all our young people and walks in the front! So, we all ran outside naked.
It's already night, and it's already dark outside. Our factory is dominated by male workers, with few female workers and only a few technicians. A female technician saw us, let out a loud cry and ran away. The explosion was a boiler accident behind the bathhouse, which was not too serious, but it created a magnificent scene like Eden for a time. The head of the factory security section rushed over, dressed the director's adult in a hurry, surrounded by disgraceful leaders, and walked first. As for us workers, some people continue to take a bath when they have nothing to do, some people go to change clothes and leave, and some people continue to stand outside naked and enjoy the cool, as if they were addicted. Nudity is also a kind of happiness for the lower classes who don't need much disguise. One is dark, and the other is a man who is not afraid of women anyway. Even if they see it, they will be scared away. Who's afraid of who?
For a long time after this incident, the director's adult did not come behind us to check the work, and never came to our bathhouse to take a bath again. The story of this day has been circulated as a joke among our workers for a long time, but it was all circulated behind the director's back, and none of us dared to say it in front of him. We all respect him.
In high school, I took a shower with my girlfriend for the first time. My girlfriend took off her clothes and went in first.
Then because of myopia, I didn't wear glasses, so I went in the wrong door. Into the men's bathroom.
About three meters in, pushed out by a person with a bath towel or something. At first, I only heard him mutter something quickly, and I knew there was something wrong. After I came out, I realized that he was saying I was wrong ... I realized that he was a man, and all the nudes I saw just now were men, no wonder they were all tall. ...
But I really didn't see anything, so I don't think anyone saw me either. Except for the man who pushed me out ...
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