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I do the complete works of the thief novel txt in Beijing for free.
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I am a thief in Beijing 1 1
Du Xiaofeng and I were walking in the streets of Chengdu at night.
At that time, in Chengdu, Du Xiaofeng and I went out to steal license plates at night. We have special tools for stealing license plates, which are easy to steal. You can get the license plate in three or two minutes. At twelve o'clock in the evening, we set out from home and took to the streets to steal license plates. I walked behind with my tools on my back and Du Xiaofeng walked in front. At this time, there are few pedestrians on the street. In order not to panic, we sang while walking in the street. We thought to ourselves, we are all veterans, we are all brave thieves, and we are not afraid of the police or the owners.
We occasionally tell jokes when we walk. These jokes are about women in Otawa. At that time, we were all young and interested in women. It is estimated that one third of the money we stole was paid to this young lady. We sometimes talk about things at home. Du Xiaofeng said that he is the only child in the family. His parents knew that he was a thief outside and threatened to break up with him. Du Xiaofeng said that he was very angry with his parents because of this incident, but he still often missed them. He said that when he got rich, he would send them some money to repay their kindness, and then he really broke up with them. Du Xiaofeng is more homesick than me. I saw tears in his eyes under the light. I'll just put ...
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