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Good evening, dear.

A best publishing house? o.

Take your time.

There's nothing.

Half a loaf of bread is better than nothing.

This is a good example.

Being alone is better than keeping company with bad people.

You are late.

It's never too late.

atás de um grande homem hásempre uma grande Mulher。

There is always a great woman behind a great man.

Are you late? Oh, Maud.

Barking dogs seldom bite.

You can find a suitable place.

Only the wearer knows where the shoes pinch.

This is a part of life.

Life is too short to enjoy every moment.

Dehousse Hotel.

God is so great.

You can find what you want here.

If you want to know him, look around him.

Gato Escalda do.

Once beaten, twice shy.

But what do you think? Hello, I'm coming.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

n? The story of Ade Galinha Pautard.

Don't count the chickens before they hatch.

n? How are you? What did you say?/Sorry?

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

n? Oh, my friend.

Never put the plow before the oxen.

I don't know what you are talking about.

All that glitters is not gold.

Oh, dear.

Love is blind.

Onde tem fuma? A fog.

There is no smoke without fire.

Quando um n? Oh, how are you? Oh, brigham.

It takes two to tango.

I love you, I love you.

Love is blind.

Quem dá recebe。

Give and you will get.

Quem n? Oh, where's Aliska? Oh, Petisca.

No pains, no gains.

Please forgive me, please forgive me.

He who laughs last laughs best.

Quem semeia colhe。

As trees are, so are fruits.

Rome? Oh, what's your name?

Rome was not built in a day.

Tempo é dinheiro。

Time is money.

Uma m? Oh, lava.