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Attention all units! The first batch of people who have returned to the village have already driven their cars into the ditch!
As the Spring Festival approaches, many people have returned to their hometowns
to prepare for the new year's goods. Those who have not returned after the arrival of the first day of the New Year
are also packing their bags and planning a "big health care" for their cars
to prepare for the coming high-speed "hard battle"!
You should have heard an interesting reasoning.
It is said that a person's state of working outside can be roughly estimated from the time when he comes home from the Chinese New Year holiday.
For example,
those who return home half a month or even a month before the Chinese New Year are mostly resigned
those who return home within a week before the Chinese New Year are mostly ordinary office workers and white-collar workers
. Maybe it's Brother Gang, who fought day and night
until the 3th of the year ...
Today, everyone must have received the "heavy" news:
The first car owners who went home for the Spring Festival
have already driven their cars in the fields ...
Yes, all kinds of small video platforms have played that trick again near the Spring Festival
:
roll down the window!
turn the music up to the loudest!
Chinese cigarettes are ready!
Then
All you have to do is drive the car into the ditch and the field
get ready to smoke
let everyone come out and lift the car
So that everyone will know that you have bought a car ...
Well, there is indeed a lot of joke in it
But it is enough to show that such short videos can catch fire on the Internet
.
Looking back, it's been five or six years since I left the society to work hard.
Young people have bought cars one after another.
Wouldn't it be a shame if I still walked back to the village
?
It's a matter of face.
In fact, it's just comparing with what others have.
If you don't have it, you suddenly feel ashamed.
And many car owners are against it?
this "wind of comparison" is more serious in rural areas.
If my neighbor buys a domestic car, I will buy a joint venture car.
If my neighbor buys a compact car, I will buy a medium-sized car.
Anyway, I can't be PK by others.
In this way,
If you want everyone to know that you have bought a car,
Drive the car into the ditch and field
. Why do many people who are developing outside
come back to the village in the New Year with a puzzled look
There are quite a few Mercedes-Benz, BMW and Audi in this hometown
On the contrary, you think you are doing well
but you can only drive a Camry back
. I really don't understand
how these people who buy luxury cars
get rich?
don't forget
it has become a fashion to buy a car with a loan
holding 15,
you can buy a Toyota Corolla with the full amount
or an Audi A4L
It's your choice
The question of whether to buy a car
has been discussed many times
. To
then it is necessary to spend money to buy a car
but
if you buy a car just to drive home for the New Year
or even to "drive down the ditch and farm"
and your financial strength is average
, then it is unnecessary
to spend all your savings to pay a down payment
and then you have to carry it for two or three years in a row. Want to sell the car?
that's no use!
At this time, the car has depreciated by nearly 3%-5%
A car with 2, yuan can only be sold for 1, yuan
Is it worth buying a car to save face
?
The same car
Some people maximize its value
Some people enjoy themselves for a week and regret for a year
There are always two sides to everything
So is buying a car
Buying a car for vanity and comparison
It's really not desirable!
finally, the question comes:
if someone in your village drives the car into the ditch
will you help lift the car?
This article comes from the author of Chejia, car home, and does not represent car home's standpoint.
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