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Components of whale self-report
Whale's self-report composition 1 hello! Hello, I'm a ventriloquist-Moby Dick. I am a cetacean living in the Arctic waters, with a mild nature. The existing number is about 65,438+10,000, which is very rare! I believe everyone has heard of elephants! Many people say that elephants are very big animals. In fact, we whales are much bigger than elephants. At present, I learned from my mother that the adult male whale can reach 4.2-4.9 meters in length and weigh 1 100- 1600 kg!
We beluga whales can be divided into many kinds! For example: boundary, phylum, class, order, family, genus ... Our eating habits change with the number of prey in different regions and seasons.
It is found that beluga whales eat all kinds of creatures, including fish (salmon, cod, herring, etc. ), Cephalopods (squid, octopus, etc. ), crustaceans (shrimp, crab), marine worms and even large plankton. As we all know, whales also want to sleep. We always put several heads together, with the head facing inward and the tail facing outward, floating on the water like a circle, which is conducive to escape and breathing. As long as there is a little movement, it will spread out immediately. We are viviparous, and the young whales grow up on their mothers' milk, which shows that we are mammals, not fish. (everyone should remember! )
Whale's self-report composition 2 Hello everyone! I am a tiger in the sea-killer whale.
Although we look like fish, in fact, like cattle and sheep, we breathe through our noses. Our family is divided into two categories: shun whales and toothed whales. I belong to the best toothed whale, and our weight will kill you, seven or eight tons, which is light enough! (This is also light)
I can swim 55 kilometers per hour, and I can double my speed when chasing. No matter what animals in the ocean meet me, there is no hope of escape, including whales and walruses, we can all eat them.
Our hunting method is very special. When we meet a big whale, two killer whales will rush up and bite the whale's two limbs respectively, making it unable to move. Then other whales will scramble to eat, and there will be killer whales to replace the two killer whales and let them eat.
Now, due to the excessive killing and environmental pollution, our food is getting less and less. If this situation continues for several years, you will only see us in the museum.
Hello, I'm a sperm whale. I live in a warm zone near the equator. Now I want to introduce myself.
I am a sperm whale, the largest toothed whale, so I am also called a sperm whale. Many people think we are like fish, so we are whales. In fact, we are not fish, but mammals. As early as tens of millions of years ago, our ancestors lived on land like cattle and sheep. Because they like the food in the sea, they live slowly in shallow bay. After tens of millions of years, our bodies gradually turned into fish and adapted to life in the sea. Our bodies gradually become like fish and adapt to life in the ocean. We sperm whales like to eat large mollusks that feed on fish. By the way, I want to tell you one thing: don't laugh at me. Longtingxiang is a kind of spice. Its source is that after I swallowed the giant squid, because I couldn't digest its parrot mouth and stimulated my colon and rectum, so there should be "Long Tingxiang".
I am full of treasures, and my skin is tough. I can be used as raw materials for tanning, body oil, brain oil and whale oil, and I can also be waterproof. Longtingxiang is the raw material of perfume, and meat tastes delicious. It is people's wanton killing that makes me endangered, human, help me!
Hello, everyone, I am a petite white whale. It is a marine mammal, ten times bigger than an elephant. Most of us are gentle and good friends of mankind.
Many people call me a whale because I look like a fish. I used to live on land. Due to the change of environment, my forelimbs and tail gradually became fins, and my hind limbs completely retreated and became fish. The blue whale is the largest animal in the world at present, weighing about 140 tons, and the heaviest record is 178 tons. Its baby was 8 meters long when it was born and generally weighed 3 tons. Baby blue whale is the biggest baby. Most wax whales are endangered. You killed the biggest blue whale brother in the 20th century. At present, there are less than 50 whales left, which is very sad to say.
My breath is like a fountain, very beautiful and spectacular. What you see is actually that water suddenly condenses in the air to produce steam.
Black whales have unique black and white markings. They are inherently violent and bloody, and children should not be close.
Introduce the blue whale and killer whale brothers. Dear friends, I ask mankind not to kill us, but to protect us.
The whale's self-report composition 5 The whale's self-report
Hello everyone! I am your good friend Blue Whale, and today I want to talk to you about my heart.
I live in the ocean. My figure is like a fish, but I don't belong to a fish. I breathe with my lungs like cattle and horses, and I belong to mammals. I like to get together when I sleep, with my head in and my tail out.
I am the biggest creature on the earth at present. An adult blue whale can grow to about 30 times that of an African male elephant, with an average weight of 150 tons. My tongue is 3 meters thick, and five people can stand side by side on my tongue! We blue whales are also unique strongmen in the animal kingdom. If an adult blue whale travels at a speed of 28 kilometers per hour, it can generate 1.250 kW of electricity, which is equivalent to the pull of a large train.
Although I have great strength, I never bully other small animals. My reproductive ability is also very poor. I only give birth to a calf every two years on average. Coupled with the killing of human beings and the pollution of the marine environment, the number of our blue whales has decreased sharply. Nearly 360,000 heads were killed in the 20th century alone; There are currently less than 50. Many kinds of whales have lived on the earth for 50 million years. At this moment, our compatriots are few and far between. You humans just watch us die?
Don't you humans study science all day? Science loves animals, and the premise of science is to respect life! On behalf of all my family and companions, I shout loudly to you humans: "Protect the ecological balance and let us live under the same blue sky with you!" " !
Hello, I'm a blue whale, and I'm called the king of the ocean. We whales can be divided into two categories. One is the baleen whale, which has no teeth; And the toothed whale, which has very sharp teeth.
Many people see that we live in the ocean and mistakenly think that we are not mammals. No, we are actually mammals. Our ancestors used to live on land like cattle and sheep. Later, the environment changed, and our ancestors chose to live on the land near the shallow sea. After a long time, our forelimbs and tails became fins, and our hind limbs completely degenerated into fish, and gradually adapted to life in the ocean.
Although we live in the ocean, we still need to breathe with our lungs. So we go to the seaside for fresh air every once in a while. But you don't have to worry that I don't breathe enough air, because my lungs weigh 1000 kilograms. You can inhale 1000 liters of air every time you inhale, and you can move in the ocean for a long time without breathing.
Our reproductive ability is very poor, and it takes an average of two years to have a calf. Due to human killing and environmental pollution, our number is decreasing sharply. In the 20th century, nearly 360,000 blue whales were brutally killed, so far only about 50 are left. Here, we want to make a loud appeal: Please don't hurt us again!
Whale's self-report composition 7 Hello everyone! I am your good friend Blue Whale, and today I want to talk to you about my heart.
I live in the ocean. My figure is like a fish, but I don't belong to a fish. I breathe with my lungs like cattle and horses, and I belong to mammals. I like to get together when I sleep, with my head in and my tail out.
I am the biggest creature on the earth at present. An adult blue whale can grow to about 30 times that of an African male elephant, with an average weight of 150 tons. My tongue is 3 meters thick, and five people can stand side by side on my tongue! We blue whales are also unique strongmen in the animal kingdom. If an adult blue whale travels at a speed of 28 kilometers per hour, it can generate 1.250 kW of electricity, which is equivalent to the pull of a large train.
Although I have great strength, I never bully other small animals. My reproductive ability is also very poor. I only give birth to a calf every two years on average. Coupled with the killing of human beings and the pollution of the marine environment, the number of our blue whales has decreased sharply. Nearly 360,000 heads were killed in the 20th century alone; There are currently less than 50. There are many kinds of whales that have lived on the earth for 50 million years, and now our compatriots are few. Are you humans just watching us die?
Don't you humans study science all day? Science loves animals, and the premise of science is to respect life! On behalf of all my companions, I appeal to you human beings: "protect the ecological balance and let us live under the same blue sky with you!" " !
Whale's self-report composition 8 Hello everyone! I am a baleen whale. Some people will say, "whales have nothing to see." They just eat and sleep all day. " Then you are wrong. We whales do many things every day, including catching food. Besides, we have to watch out for killer whales. Black whales are very fierce. They are always in groups of several. Once their sharp teeth pierce our bodies. We have no chance to escape. Many of my friends died because they were killed by killer whales.
Besides, we eat a lot of food every day. We like shrimp and small fish. We have good skills. We can eat several meals at a time!
Our reproductive ability is very poor, and it will take two years to have a baby. Therefore, it is very important for us to protect our baby. The baby grows fast and can grow into a whale in two or three years. So we can rest assured.
The last thing we can't delay is breathing. We must breathe regularly. We still have to sleep. When we sleep, several whales always get together. For safety reasons, we will bypass the noise as soon as we hear it.
How about it! Now you think we whales either eat or sleep all day!
I am the best in the world-the blue whale. I am the largest animal in the world at present, and my weight is also very heavy, which is 30 times that of African elephants.
An animal called man often misuses the word sea behemoth. Yes, I am a real sea monster. I am 32 meters long and weigh 162 tons. My tongue is 3 meters thick, which is much heavier than an elephant. I am not only a sea monster, but also a unique Hercules in the animal kingdom. I can travel at a speed of 28 kilometers per hour and generate 1250 kilowatts of electricity, which is equivalent to the pulling force of a medium-sized locomotive. I like breathing very much, because it can spray beautiful water columns.
The reproductive ability of our whales is very poor, with an average of one calf per year or two, but the calf grows very fast, 30 kilograms a day, two or three years, and its life span is very long, ranging from several decades to one hundred years.
We blue whales have one of the most interesting living habits, which is eating. We opened our mouths and sucked the seawater into our stomachs together with small fish and shrimp. It looks interesting. With seawater in my stomach, I can spray out my favorite water column.
Now, due to the mass killing of human beings and the pollution of the marine environment, the number of whales in our country has been drastically reduced. In the 20th century, 360,000 whales were killed, and now there are less than 50 whales left. We have lived on earth for more than 50 million years, and many species are on the verge of extinction. Maybe we will be extinct in the near future.
Humans, I beg you, leave us alone! Leave us a way out!
The whale's self-report composition 10 Hi! Hello, everyone, I am a killer whale, a fierce mammal, and even large whales such as right whales, blue whales and gray whales are afraid of me! Therefore, we are also called sea behemoths, and the names of evil whales and killer whales.
We are all strong and have a rotating shape, and there is a thick layer of fat under the skin to keep warm.
We usually have 2-3 heads in small groups and 40-50 heads in large groups at most. We also get together when we sleep. In case the enemy invades, we will fight back as quickly as possible and keep a certain chance of winning.
We feed on dolphins, sea lions and walruses. Although we are fierce, we have never attacked human beings, but we are happy to live in peace with human beings. We are very happy to accept it. As long as humans train me a little, they will firmly remember the main points and processes of each movement, so I will give them wonderful performances and hear people cheering. I am so excited!
If Moby Dick is a "singer" among whales. Then I belong to a veritable "talented tenor" and "master of language". I can make 62 different sounds, representing different meanings.
Ok, forget it, I'm going to catch prey with my companions again.
The whale's self-report composition 1 1 Little friend, I am a baleen whale. I can eat more than 2000 Jin of shrimp and small fish in one meal. I am the largest blue whale among whales, and I also have a name: razor whale. How's it going? Interesting!
I am a national first-class protected animal. However, human greed has got us into trouble. I'm beautiful! My body is blue and white. I have no teeth. I swallowed food into my stomach. We are not fish, but mammals. In fact, our ancestors lived on land like cattle and sheep. Later, the environment changed, and our ancestors' forelimbs and tails gradually degenerated. The whole body became a fish and adapted to marine life. Our calf is viviparous.
Our life was originally happy and comfortable, but human greed made us fall into distress. In the 20th century, nearly 360,000 blue whales like me were killed. Our whales are covered with gold. Whale meat is very expensive in high-end restaurants. Rich people order whale meat from restaurants to prove their nobility. And can the sewage and smoke in the factory be eliminated? Why can't human scientists invent tools to eliminate sewage and smoke?
Killers, can you stop killing whales? Many kinds of whales are dying now. Please don't destroy our living environment and hurt my family. Actually, people and animals are good friends, son. Are you right?
Whale's self-report composition 12 Hello everyone! I am a big whale. I have many brothers and sisters, which fall into two categories. One is toothed whale, and the other is baleen whale. Toothed whales have sharp teeth, specialize in eating big fish and marine animals, and have a fierce temperament. One of them is called killer whale, which is called "the tiger in the sea". And baleen whales have no teeth, eat small fish shrimp. They are swallowed, and the seawater they drink is filtered out from the middle of their whiskers.
I'm so old! At present, the largest known whale weighs about160,000 kg. We are not only huge, but also heavy! A whale weighing 40,000 kilograms was once found in China. A tongue alone is as heavy as dozens of big fat pigs. We have to sleep every day. When you sleep, you often get together, with your head facing inward and your tail facing outward, so as not to swim when you are in danger. We are viviparous. Simply put, we came out of our mother's stomach, and we grew up eating her milk. If you think we are fish, you are wrong.
Now the number of whales in the ocean is decreasing, because people don't care about the environment, and more and more animals disappear from the earth. On behalf of all animals, I appeal: "Please take care of the environment and protect our home!" " "
The whale's self-report composition 13 Hi! Hello, everyone, I'm a little whale. Let me introduce myself!
Do you know that?/You know what? Humans always like to call me whale. Actually, I'm not a fish! I'm a mammal like them, okay? What? You don't believe it? All right! Let me tell you a story to see if you believe it: time can be traced back to a long time ago. My ancestors, like cattle and sheep on land, breathed with their lungs and lived on land. But later, due to the change of environment, they came to the shallow sea near the land. After a long time, the forelimbs and tails of ancestors gradually became fins, and the hind limbs completely degenerated into fish-like shapes to adapt to marine life. So, I have been like this since I was born. What, can you believe it?
We also have many kinds of whales: one is baleen whales, which have no teeth (very sad! ), those big sisters, big brothers and big sisters are very docile, including me; One is the toothed whale, which has sharp teeth and is very fierce. Most baleen whales are cute and always look like laughing; And some toothed whales, such as killer whales, are black and white, like a secret killer, which makes my hair stand on end, although I have no hair, hee hee!
Hello, I'm a whale, a member of the ocean family. Do I look like a fish? Maybe you will say, you are a fish! No, no, no, I am not a fish, I am a mammal!
For a long time in ancient times, my ancestors lived on land, but due to the disaster caused by the collision of the earth's crust, they had to move to the shallow sea. At first, they lived a hard life, but they gradually got used to it. After a long time, the ancestors moved to the sea again, and their limbs gradually degenerated, becoming the appearance of fish now.
I have a big appetite! You can eat more than two thousand Jin in one meal! You must guess: more than two thousand catties! What you eat must be a monster! You guessed wrong again! I eat all small fish, although one is not enough to plug my teeth, but every little makes a mickle!
We always like a few whales to sleep with their heads in, which is more comfortable and safer!
Our whale population used to be a very large family, but due to environmental pollution and excessive killing by human beings, there are only 50 blue whales left in the world ... many of our relatives are on the verge of extinction. ...
Here, on behalf of my friends, family and relatives, I appeal to you: "Please save us and protect the ecological environment, which means protecting our beautiful world!"
Hello, everyone, I am a young whale in the ocean. I am one and a half years old this year. I live in a big family. My family is divided into two branches: baleen whales and toothed whales. Baleen whales have no teeth, but toothed whales have sharp teeth.
I have a cousin. He is a killer whale. He belongs to the toothed whale. Listen to him. Sometimes they surround a whale and eat it up in a few hours.
Mom said that when I was born, I weighed more than 7,000 kilograms, and I could grow 30-50 kilograms a day. She also speculated that I could live to 100! Awesome! Let me tell you a little secret. My ancestors used to live on land, but later because of the great changes in the earth's environment, they slowly lived in the shallow sea near the land. After a long time, their forelimbs and tails gradually became fins, their hind limbs completely degenerated, and their whole bodies became fish-like to adapt to marine life. In fact, we don't belong to fish, but humans call us whales because we look like fish. We are mammals. I grew up eating my mother's milk! It's just that humans call us whales because we look like fish. Hee hee, I'm glad to tell you that tomorrow is the day when I transfer 60 thousand Jin. You should congratulate me!
"Squeak …" Oh, my partner is calling me. Maybe something new happened. Bye.
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