Classic hilarious story

Zhang Laohan has entered the eighties. He is deaf and blind, and he can eat meat in chunks and drink in big bowls. Walking in a gust of wind, you can't see that you are over eighty years old. Since the death of his wife, he has lived alone, and three people have enough to eat and one has come down. My son and daughter are not going anywhere. In the words of Zhang Laohan, they are "so comfortable".

Zhang Laohan was a carpenter when he was young, and his craft was quite good. Everyone in the village knows Zhang Laohan's work. You don't have to draw drawings, you just need to tell the shape and style you want to make sure that what you make is more perfect than you think. But now that the living standard has improved, no one makes furniture, and everyone buys ready-made ones. Slowly, Zhang Laohan was laid off. But sometimes the villagers will ask him to change this and fix that. Zhang Laohan was invited and had to go. The villagers will not use him for nothing, but will also give him a few drinks. Zhang Laohan likes drinking. He drinks every day, but he has never been drunk. It really reassured the children. Everyone says that Zhang Laohan is rich. Why not drink some wine every day? Having been a carpenter for so many years, you have to have "two handfuls". But he told everyone that he had no money and had a hard time.

Zhang Laohan's son and daughter-in-law all make a living by doing odd jobs, and their lives are very tight. The couple often quarrel. The daughter-in-law suspects that her son is guarding this poor place and will not go out to earn money. Seeing that men from other families have gone out to work, they are all photogenic when they come back, and they don't fight when they look at their husbands. The son always said to his wife, "Dad doesn't live with us, but I also have a care in front of me. When I get old, I will be an only child. I'm afraid there are urgent things you can't handle. " "Then take your dad." For his wife's fierceness and insolence, his son chose silence.

Recently, my son heard that it is very profitable to run transportation now, but he is worried that he has no money to buy a car. He knows that Zhang Laohan is rich, but what is his father like? He knows that a famous "miser" is stingy and treats everyone equally. You have to try if you can. One day, my son went to borrow money from Zhang Laohan and said that he wanted to buy a car as a means of transportation. The profit is so great that he can recover his capital without any accident within one year. Zhang Laohan is in trouble and does have some money at hand, but this money is useful. I'm thinking about my son's life ... arguing for three days, arguing for two days, and getting upset when I look at it. Who wants to be my son? When the son is well, the father will be relieved. Asked others about the possibility of transportation, and saw that many people in the village were doing transportation, Zhang Laohan had a little bottom in his heart. He handed the money to his son and said, "Be sure to pay me back at the end of the year. I need it urgently. " The son looked at him suspiciously and asked, "What's your emergency?" Zhang Laohan replied: "You don't have to worry about this."

The son looked at the 50 thousand yuan in his hand and thought: what money!

In the first two months, my son's business was very good and many people hired cars. Zhang Laohan looked at his heart with joy and thought that it would not take much effort for his son to pay me back. However, the good times did not last long. Because my son was overworked driving, he fell asleep while driving a long distance and fell into a deep ditch more than 20 meters by the side of the road. After the traffic police arrived, they confirmed that the car had been destroyed and the person had died. After hearing the news, Zhang Laohan collapsed on the ground, and his tears were almost falling. The villagers all cast sympathetic eyes. It's really hard to lose children when you are old and send white-haired people to dark-haired people. At this time, Zhang Laohan stood up like being dragged and went straight to his son's house. As soon as I entered the room, I found my daughter-in-law and grandson missing, and the room was in a mess. I looked at the wardrobe and found only a few old clothes worn by my son. At that time, I understood that my daughter-in-law left with her grandson.

In the next few days, neighbors often saw Zhang Laohan squatting in front of his son's house and crying. Hurry up and comfort: "Uncle Zhang, I'm sorry for your loss. People can't come back from the dead. Tell everyone if there is anything in the future. People in the village will not see your jokes for so many years. " Zhang Laohan wiped his tears and nose and said, "What do you know? I gave him money to buy a car. Now that everyone has lost their car and their daughter-in-law has run away, who will pay me back? " I'm still waiting for the money to be given to my wife! "Gollum! ...

They stared at Zhang Laohan for a while, and then they all dispersed silently.