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Potential classic lines

1, I wanted to show my face, but I showed my ass.

2, dreaming must be self-disciplined!

I am a thief, but all I care about is not stealing! (late autumn)

4, peace, everyone is a fairy. (Yu Zecheng)

I think it's a bit of a storm in a teacup. If you starve them for three days, I think they are still very picky! (Ping Cui)

I want to show my face, but now I show my ass. (Wu Jingzhong)

7. Politics without human feelings is short-lived.

8. Time is like a wild donkey. It never stops running ... (Wu Jingzhong)

9. I must like you like this. This is an organizational decision.

10, politics without human feelings is short-lived. (Wu Jingzhong)

1 1. He was brainwashed. If the future is peaceful, there will be no ism. What's there? Only money, believe it or not.

12, not afraid of thieves stealing, afraid of thieves thinking! (Ping Cui)

13, men make revolutions outside, which often happens.

14, a magical jump, right on my nerve, and now I have a toothache. (Wu Jingzhong)

15. If there is peace in this future, there will be no ism. What's the point? Only money! (Xie Ruolin)

16, men play dumb, women are really stupid. (Ping Cui)

17, anyway, she must have helped me buckle this cuckold husband, right? (Xie Ruolin)

18, the national army is pursuing the remnants of the enemy with a fearless spirit.

19, the problem is that they are not hungry now, and you are not hungry, so you have to pay attention! (Yu Zecheng)

20. Look at those officials now. Their mouths are full of doctrine, and their hearts are full of business.

2 1, what nonsense doctrine, full doctrine, full of business in my heart. (Wu Jingzhong)

22. There is a victory called retreat and a failure called occupation.

23. Trust is a funny kindness, but I can't get what I want. (Yu Zecheng)

24. What else do you have in mind besides money? (Li Ya)

25. Idiot, two idiots who can enter the museum.

26, the decision is in her hand, others just cooperate. (Yu Zecheng)

27. Aren't you afraid of violent corpse in the street? (Li Ya)

Don't forget, she is the second wife. You must marry me before you can marry her. (Ping Cui)

29. If you can't shoot me, I will come back to life, and we can still do business, as long as the price is reasonable. (Xie Ruolin)

30. After thinking ahead, that is progress. ( m.taiks.com )

3 1, more than ten guns can hit a sniper.

32. Old love? People with religious beliefs in their minds care about new feelings and old feelings just like chicken blood.

33. I swear to Tianhou.