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Loan joke

1

Last time I saw a conversation, the theme was something like this: If you want to test whether a person is a good friend, the method is simple. You can borrow money from the other party and see how TA reacts.

The subject sent three people to WeChat to borrow money:

Topic: Sister Wang, something happened recently. Can you lend me some money?

A: OK.

That's all.

10 minutes later.

Topic: Sister Wang, I'm in a hurry to pay the rent and I'll pay you back at the end of the month.

A is still not responding. ...

24 hours later.

Ok, how much do you want? I went fishing this afternoon and forgot. ...

B said, "Are you me?" Then he asked three or four questions. After he got the correct answer, he asked what difficulties he had encountered recently. The subject said that she wanted to rent a house, and she said yes, the Alipay account was sent.

C said that Alipay transferred 1000 yuan to you. Needless to say, I still have some here.

The subject lamented that the real girlfriend should be C, but not many people can do B in real life, most of them are A.

Finally, she came to the conclusion that girlfriends who can only be icing on the cake, but can't give timely help, don't care.

2

Actually, I think borrowing money is a matter of different opinions.

A Yes, everyone has their own life. When they finished, they still remembered their friends. However, some people think that she is not a true confidant.

B is very good, careful, alert, sensible and warm-hearted, but some people think she is deliberately shirking. Without commitment, she doesn't value the friendship between the two sides.

In my opinion, they can all be friends or treat you as a friend. Whether you can be a girlfriend is too thin to be used as a basis for judgment.

But I know that at the moment when a person makes a temptation, C is no longer suitable to be your best friend.

If this 1000 yuan is just a trivial matter for her, it's no big deal; If she has everything and you are just a ridiculous experiment, how can you make her feel? Such a sincere heart is beyond your reach.

Now I feel that the word best friend is getting cheaper and cheaper. Some wonderful posts in Weibo talked about many girlfriends, but in the end it was just the history of Bai Lianhua and scheming bitch, so girlfriends had to be involved.

Actually, a girlfriend doesn't mean you have to save my life. You are supporting me, girlfriends. The important thing is that the three views are consistent, and the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water.

three

Girlfriend is just a new word in the new era. In the final analysis, we just want a submissive follower, a worried fool.

In life, friends are icing on the cake, and benefactors are timely help. But strangely, some people regard kindness as feelings and take feelings for granted. Such a person feels a little scary when he thinks about it.

"True friends or not, just borrow money from him. Money is the only criterion for testing friendship. " I take this as a joke, whether it is reasonable or not, but I feel a little naive.

I don't know why, so many people like to test their sincerity in feelings, test in love and test in friendship. In fact, the moment you want to test, you lose. You stretch out your guilty conscience and insecure tentacles, like a lamb to be slaughtered, waiting for the judgment of the result.

If you don't pass the test, you are sad, and you feel that your true feelings have been fed to the dog; You are glad to have passed your test, and you think you have a good eye for pearls, but have you ever thought about knowing the feelings of the subjects when you are careful?

In fact, distrust is the most hurtful thing in feelings. Friendship is like this, so is love. If you test a lie with a lie, you will get a lie. If you use defense to test defense, you will only get greater defense.

four

Think of the eternal question: who should I save when my girlfriend and mother fall into the water at the same time? What is the answer in your mind, and how do you want your partner to answer it?

Save you, even abandon the mother who gave birth to him and raised him Dare you have such a person? It is reasonable to save his mother emotionally, but it is hard for you to understand, because you are not the most important person in his heart.

So you are determined, and he is exhausted, to test. In the end, he was only embarrassed and disappointed. What's the point?

To put it bluntly, this test comes from your own self-distrust, so you should prove your sense of existence in this way. How much you despise yourself, so you go looking for trouble.

Instead of this, it is better to improve yourself. It is better to think about how to change your uncertainty. I believe that if you are in full bloom, butterflies will come.

As a leader, it is important not to doubt people, not to doubt people; As partners, you should love each other without doubt; Be friends and be Bing Xin in the jade pot.

Again, be more sincere and less routine. If people treat themselves with great sincerity, I will put myself in their shoes and give people great trust. After all, you and I only have one heart, and no one can live up to it

Finally, please cherish your willingness to lend money to your friends.