Kneel down! Kneel down! Kneel down! Humorous jokes

1. American monitor, good academic performance, rich family, big man. Few people in the class dared to provoke him. Have a bad relationship with the vice monitor.

2. Russian vice monitor, with good academic performance, is the highest in the class, and worked with the monitor last semester. Then something happened at home: separation! Doing things now is very negative, but it has certain influence in the class.

3. Member of the British Learning Committee, with good academic performance. The family is also very rich. The monitor's sidekick has no opinion about things and listens to the monitor. The monitor gave Iraq a good beating the other day.

4. Swiss art class representative, class flower. Good academic performance, lofty

5. Austrian music class representative

6. There are no jobs in Afghanistan. Poor grades. Short stature. I was beaten by the vice monitor last semester, and the monitor helped pay the medical expenses. A few days ago, I smashed the two tallest furniture in the monitor's house and was beaten half to death by the monitor. Now I am losing my memory.

7. Iraq has no position. Learn poorly. But he is a big guy and ranked fourth in his class last semester. Hard-mouthed, bullied my deskmate and was beaten by a group last semester. A few days ago, the monitor and the study committee rushed into his house and beat him to pieces.

8. India has become a representative of computer classes because it is fun to be with computers. I often quarrel with my deskmate Pakistan over a desk.

9. Pakistan has no position. The academic performance is average. I have a good relationship with the Communist Youth League Secretary, so I often quarrel with India.

10. German labor representatives. Good academic performance, good ideology and morality. During the period before last semester, I just had two fights and picked N, but I was beaten by the monitor, the vice monitor and the study committee. Later, I quickly admitted my mistake and had a high consciousness. The family has money. The popularity is good now.

1 1. Japan has no place and good academic performance. The ideological and moral character is very {huge} poor. He bullied the Communist Youth League Secretary when he was in poor health last semester. Later, when he hit someone, he robbed the labor class representative and stole the monitor's fish tank. The result was beaten by the monitor, vice monitor, study Committee member and league branch secretary. Up to now, I have a good relationship with the monitor, but I don't admit that I used to steal and bully people. And always thinking about stealing things from the Communist Youth League Secretary. In stark contrast to the character of the representatives of the working class.

12. No position in Vietnam. Poor academic performance. Weak. I was beaten by the monitor last semester, but fortunately I was supported by the vice monitor and the Communist Youth League Secretary. Later, I provoked the communist youth league secretary and was beaten.

13. North Korea has no position. Poor academic performance. Have a good relationship with the Communist Youth League Secretary. I've been having trouble with the monitor recently. The monitor threatened to hit him, but he didn't do it because of the branch secretary at the same table.

14. Secretary of the Communist Youth League of China. Good grades in kindergarten, the strongest body, often hitting others. When I was in primary school, I was often bullied by others because of my poor physical fitness. Last semester and this semester made rapid progress. Have a sense of justice, and don't be soft when it's time to shoot. Last semester, North Korea had a fight for the deskmate and the monitor, and it was a draw. At present, relations with North Korea are not very good, and relations with Pakistan are very good.

15. Korea didn't have a job, and I broke up with my brother from North Korea last semester. Both of them wanted to keep the property for themselves and had a big fight. As a result, they were beaten by their brother, and then the monitor and the study Committee helped him beat his brother. As a result, there was a big battle between the Communist Youth League Secretary and the monitor, and it was tied. North Korea and South Korea will share property equally. At the end of last semester, my academic performance improved rapidly, and I became richer and richer after separation, but my moral character was extremely poor. I love plagiarism but I don't admit it. I love obscenity and boasting. The only person who is afraid of the monitor is the monitor's pug.

16. There is no job in Indonesia. Poor academic performance, poor moral character, extremely low IQ, poor family background, and always stealing things from the Communist Youth League branch secretary from Vietnam is a typical practice.

17. Israeli physics class representative, with good academic performance, the highest IQ, strong body and love to invent, but good inventions are always robbed by the monitor and dare not speak. I have a bad relationship with a group of Arab classmates and am afraid of being beaten, so I dare to come out with the support of the monitor.

There is no postal service in Iran. Arabs. The academic performance is average, the IQ is ok, the figure is similar to that of Israel, and the relationship with the League branch secretary is ok, but I have been working with the monitor. Recently, the monitor always wanted to hit him, but he didn't do it for the time being because he would get back at his good friend Israel.

19. There is no postal service in Poland. Average academic performance, average health, bad moral character, and love to find something to smoke. Germany, the representative of the working class, and Russia, the vice monitor, are neighbors and caught in the middle. Since I was a child, I like bullying and stealing. As a result, I was beaten by the labor class representative last semester, and even the house was demolished. Now I have a bad relationship with the vice principal and the Communist Youth League Secretary. I especially like to have a hard time with the Communist Youth League Secretary at class meetings. I have never had a problem with him, and I don't know if I have an IQ problem. Typical type of batting practice.