Telling a joke, a very funny one, is enough and then go away if it is not funny.

Question: Classmate, why do you study? Answer: Study for China. Question: Classmate, your ambitions are so lofty! Answer: Yes, a pack of Zhonghua is very expensive.

A man had an argument with his girlfriend. When he called to apologize, the phone rang for a long time and finally got through... Woman: "I'm sorry" Man: (Exceptionally excited but pretending to be calm): "You finally answered I know I'm wrong." Female: "The number you dialed is currently on a call." Male: "..."

During morning exercises, the class teacher led the team, and a classmate fell down while running. Old class: "What happened to you?" The classmate said: "You tripped!" Old class: "You tripped? What did you trip over on this naked road?" The classmate said: "By...by...by... The zebra crossing tripped!

Once upon a time, there was a person who looked like a telephone. One day, he hung up...

I don’t know what type you like, so I chose a few to compare. Pure==, hope it helps.