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Do you have any jokes to tell?

I want to be happy in heaven! ! ! !

Tell me another one. I saw it a long time ago.

Two little bees fly into the flowers ~ one flies high and the other flies low ~

The bee that flies high says to the bee that flies low, "you low bee."

Fly low: "…"

It's the Young Pioneers Ceremony again (〃Ωゞソ)

~ ~ ~ ~ wave splitting ~ ~ ~ ~

1,000 praises, ahhh ~ ~ Give you a toast to the Young Pioneers ceremony (? `ω? )

It's very hot. Let's cool down.

Why is the sea blue?

Because the fish in it keeps saying blue, blue, blue.

(〃 ̄ω ̄〃ゞ

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In the following original answer, the punchline is lower than the high energy in front of minus five.

One day, the elk went to play in the forest and got lost. There was only 1% power left in the mobile phone, so Elk decided to call his best friend giraffe.

Awkward? Giraffe, elk, I'm lost.

Oh, elk, my giraffe, my giraffe. . .

DuDu. . . .

The prince is going to the forest to find the princess, with the most loyal dog and the most handsome horse.

But I'm lost.

After walking around a place, the prince was exhausted and said to himself, "I'm exhausted."

The horse complained that I was exhausted! Hey!