Laugh at yourself for being fat, tell jokes, laugh at yourself, and talk about how to laugh at yourself for being fat.

1, secretly telling you, I want to lose weight! Shh ... don't let my meat hear you, they'll be so sad.

2. Even if you lose weight, you should take your time. I haven't eaten meat all day. After all, it is also piled up with money. How can you say that you will reduce? Isn't this a waste of money?

People who are not fat say they are fat and want to lose weight every day. Real fat people have long been numb. ...

4, where are we fat people too fat? We are just not obviously thin, and obviously you are the malnourished son of thin people, which is very annoying!

5. Now is the era of individuality. I would rather be fat and unique than thin and similar.

6. Sorry, I've become a "Maitreya" ... but I think it's good that I'm so kind. How can I get fat?

7. My distress is that I am too fat to laugh. ...

8. There are many people in this world who want to eat but can't eat or can't eat. I'm helping them finish their unfinished dreams. I got fat with a mission.

9. Students invited to jump rope between the corridors, and their stomachs were too protruding. When you jump up, your stomach hits your knees, and when you land, your stomach hits your face again. ?

10, I am thin.

1 1. When a fat man meets another fat man, the saddest thing is: Where did you buy this dress and it fits you so well? ?

12, according to the principle of thermal expansion and cold contraction, I call this hot! ?

13, I'm just playing fat. ?

14, this person, like me, is so fat that he sits on the ground and stops after hitting it a few times. The point is that he hasn't felt the pain yet. ?

15, pants are thin again.

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17, the fat man can't beat others, nor can he run away from others. Naturally, he has a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.