Yiwu middle school joke

The dog said to the bear, marry me and you will be happy. The bear said, I won't get married. Marrying you will only give birth to a bear. I want to marry a cat and have a panda. How noble!

Two frogs fell in love. After they got married, they gave birth to a clam. When the male frog saw this, he was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter? Mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you.

Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: people at least have their own house, unlike you who live in a dormitory.