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Xiao Mo Duanziyun (3 1)
Going to the market town later is like taking an exam. Two students were selected in the class to take the exam, and my good friend and I were selected. At that time, I was very short, and I was taken by the headmaster, that is, my math teacher, Mr. Chen. He put me on the beam in front of the car, and my good friend sat in the back seat (she was taller than me), so I took us. I remember that Mr. Chen was very tall. He bought us fish soup, which was very sour. It's delicious. I will buy some oil cakes and fried dough sticks for us to eat and drink. To tell the truth, my dad never took me there, so I will show it to my family for a while when I come back.
Later, I went to the market town, almost because of the exam. There is a picture book on the street stall outside the school where the exam is held. I have no money to buy it, so I just squat there and read one book after another. Later, when I took the exam, I didn't want to study because I had no money to buy it. I remember having A Xin and a rest, which was beautiful.
Later, President Chen left and was replaced by another President Chen. The competition exam was also led by the new headmaster Chen. This principal Chen is said to be a hen-pecked wife, and the standard of taking us to the exam for dinner has obviously decreased. At that time, a person could buy six baked wheat cakes for a bowl of 30 cents hot soup. At that time, the price was very cheap. After the new president, we never had a bowl of May Day fish soup, so we missed the old Chen. We can remember a bowl of fish soup for a long time when things are scarce. Because I studied well, I brushed a lot of sense of existence after school. At least you can go out for exams and have a free meal or two.
In primary school, I don't know why, my father always procrastinated from paying tuition. Students who don't pay tuition don't issue new books at first, and sometimes they are kicked out by the teacher and stand outside! Remember to go home and pay the tuition! It doesn't matter if you get good grades. The teacher has to eat and is under great pressure. After several days, my father dragged his feet and paid the tuition before I got the new book. I opened the book and smelled the ink desperately. It is really delicious!
There will be some pictures in "Ideology and Morality", which are very beautiful. I remember a Li Xiaoyu who was really naughty. He drew a chicken on the wall for no reason and caught Li Xiaoyu angrily. Some are very interesting. When I get this book, I will read it eagerly soon.
Chinese textbooks are even more important. The first time I got a book, I read the catalogue first, and then read one book at a time. After half a semester, I can recite a book. Every morning, my father asks me to recite an article for him before eating. I remember more than 40 books. Even if I had a weekend break, I would have finished reciting them in two months.
My dad said that when I was a child, I memorized it slowly, word by word, and an article collapsed like that. My sister speaks very fast and always skips one paragraph after another. I don't even remember.
I remember my sister remembered Ma Liang's magic pen in one morning. She read a sentence, and I learned a sentence next to her, which made my sister angry to chase me. When I was a child, I was very fast. My sister was a little fatter and couldn't catch up with me at all. Later, she gave up chasing me, so I saved a lot of energy in my later study. I guess it's also because my sister learned a little. Dad still thinks I'm smarter than my sister, so I don't want to suppress my sister.
Think about it a little, there were many interesting things when I was a child.
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