Humorous jokes of uncles and aunts

1, I sneezed several times in a row, and I couldn't help thinking: that girl must miss me!

At this time, an old man in the park came over and said, young man, you are not afraid of catching a cold without wearing anything in the morning! ?

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2. Go to the barber shop for a haircut after dinner. The boss asked me how to cut it, and it took me a long time to cut it handsome. . .

An aunt who is baking her hair next to her said, don't be so hard on the boss. It is not easy for people to earn some money. . .

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I played computer at home yesterday. My aunt on the first floor downstairs asked me to do her a favor. Her keys are at home, and she can't go back.

Let me climb to her house and open the door. I climbed three or two times and helped her open the door. After that, she kept praising me: the young man is so agile and climbs the stairs too fast.

I saw her decorating security window today.

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4、? Grandpa, I will cancel the rent next month. ?

? Why?

? This place is too far away to be convenient. ?

? Oh, by the way, there is no entertainment place here, and there is no place to buy toilet paper at night. ?

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