Tell us some cold jokes and see if the great gods can help us.

Brother, after reading it, you promise to be silly and giggle ~ Don't laugh, I smashed the computer ~ Stephen Chow's classic dialogue on picking up girls (get ready first. ~ laughing to death) 1. Zhou Xingxing on the bus stop: "Miss, you stepped on my foot." Pretty chick: "No, I'm so far away from you." Zhou Xingxing: "I mean, if you accidentally put your foot on my foot, you step on my foot." Pretty girl: "psycho." Zhou Xingxing: "Wow, Miss, you have a good eye. I do have a history of neurology. I usually have an attack when I see a beautiful girl. " Pretty girl: "You men are always like this. You say something boring to attract girls on purpose. You seem to think you are handsome. Zhou Xingxing: "Miss, you are wrong. I never feel handsome, but I am handsome. " Pretty girl: "Quick fart". Zhou Xingxing: "Why do you deny my handsomeness without conscience? "Pretty girl:" Get out .. "2. Pretty girl on the bus:" How come it's you again? Zhou Xingxing: "Sometimes I'm everywhere. "Pretty girl:" Do you know that you are annoyed, because you don't have so many seats, so you have to sit next to me? Zhou Xingxing: "Miss, you know, I'm just sitting in an empty seat and you're right next to me, that's all." . "Pretty girl:" Why don't you go too? Zhou Xingxing: Oh, I see. Do you want to see my ass, or do I want to see you and my ass? "pretty girl:" get out ... "3. get off. Pretty girl: "Why did you get off again? Zhou Xingxing: Anyway, it's not because of you! I like hanging out. Pretty girl: I accuse you of sexual harassment. Which unit are you from? Zhou Xingxing: Do you mean gold or Joule, Newton? "Pretty girl:" Do I know you very well? Always say such nonsense, sorry, I don't catch a cold! Zhou Xingxing: "Yes, we don't know each other at all." . We are like two green strawberries on the same branch, sour and sour. "Pretty girl:" You saw several trips to China and learned a few words about Tang Priest, so you feel humorous? Zhou Xingxing: Humor is innate. Blame my mother. By the way, and my father ... Pretty girl: crazy. Zhou Xingxing: Your mother's nerves. Pretty girl: Your mother's nerves. Zhou Xingxing: Look at you, this is your mother, but you insist that this is my mother. Don't you think ... "Pretty girl:" Get out ... "4. Pretty girl at the door of KFC:" No, I'm unlucky to meet you again. Zhou Xingxing: "I found it, too. I think my predecessor's crime must be very serious." "Pretty girl:" Speak clearly! I'll kick your ass! Zhou Xingxing: Don't you dare. I will scream. Pretty girl: What's your name? "Zhou Xingxing:" "indecent assault" "Pretty girl:" Do you think anyone will pay attention to you? "Zhou Xingxing:" "No, I'd better be molested back." "Beautiful girl:" God, you scoundrel, you are really blind! Zhou Xingxing: Yes, otherwise there would be no so-called elites in this world. Pretty girl: five years old. Pretty girl in Kendall: Don't talk. I get bored when you talk. Zhou Xingxing: I haven't said it yet. Can you be reasonable? Pretty girl: I told you to stop. You talk like a fly, which makes you sick. Zhou Xingxing: Oh, it's amazing that words can play such a big role. Can I take a part-time job? "Pretty girl:" Do what? Zhou Xingxing: Go to the hospital to help people with gastric lavage. "Pretty girl:" You're hopeless. Go back to the funeral. "I didn't ask for anything before I died. I just want to say a few words to you, but I'm afraid you won't agree. Do you promise? "Pretty girl:" Go ahead, reasonable requirements can be considered. Zhou Xingxing: "Will you treat me to KFC?" "Pretty girl:" Go to hell .. "6. Pretty girl from Kentucky:" Don't you have a girlfriend? Wandering alone on Sunday? Zhou Xingxing: To be exact, I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a female friend. Why do you ask? "Pretty girl:" Nothing, it's not good to care about your lifelong events. Zhou Xingxing: Well, why not? ? You, like me, are my beloved. "Pretty girl:" Who? Zhou Xingxing: My mother. She always likes to ask questions. Pretty girl: If there are not so many people watching in the street, I really want to hit you. Zhou Xingxing: I'm not afraid of people seeing you hit me. What are you afraid of? What about you? Aren't you with your boyfriend? " Pretty girl: "Never mind!" Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, I see. Abandoned by her boyfriend, I want to find a psychological balance. " "Pretty girl:" Dogs don't spit ivory. Frankly speaking, I don't want to find it. Zhou Xingxing: "Think of me, I will suffer." . "Pretty girl:" Please stop disgusting me. Zhou Xingxing: I can be your temporary unconditionally. Pretty girl: "Let's talk about it then. Don't bother me to scold you again. " Zhou Xingxing: "Well, then send a message to scold me. "Pretty girls: ... 7. Go home separately. Pretty girl: "Strange, I really want to send a message to scold him." Zhou Xingxing: "Hehe. It is strange that she didn't send a message to scold me. Pretty girl: Zhou Xingxing: Hey, she doesn't like me as a rascal. It's over.