Here are some funny jokes, very cold ones

Super Invincible Jokes

1: There is a person named "Du Ziteng"

The teacher asked during roll call

"Where is Du Ziteng?" "

The classmate said: "He has a stomachache"

2: I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

3: One morning, a certain officer, who was known for his sternness, asked a soldier on morning training: "Are you cold?"

The soldier replied: "Not cold!"

The officer was annoyed: "Then why are you shaking?"

The soldier replied: "You're freezing!"

4: One day, Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor and bleeding a lot. It turned into a red bean; it continued to ooze pus, and turned into a soybean; the wound became scarred, and finally turned into a black bean.

5: The hen was hatching an egg, and an egg came out of its butt

Hen: "What are you doing?"

Egg: " Your farts smell so bad..."

6: A: "Do you know what I was doing in the Internet cafe last night?"

B: "What were I doing;"

A: "Let's go online;"

B: "..."

7: One day A picked up a mirror and looked in the mirror and said: The people here are nice. Looks familiar

B said: Really? Let me take a look (takes the mirror), ah! You don’t even recognize me?

8: Xiao Ming: By a certain stream, four boys, Dabao, Daxiong, Dazhi, and Dawei, took off their clothes and were playing in the water.

Suddenly someone came by the stream. Electric fish, these four boys were all electrocuted! Guess an electrical appliance.

Akang: Hmm...

I don’t know~

Xiao Ming: The answer is "television" (electric four chickens)! hey-hey!

9: Xiaoluo: Dad, why do we have humps?

Camel Dad: Because there is no water in the desert, only humps can store water!

Xiao Luo: Dad, why do we have long hair?

Camel Dad: Because the wind and sand are strong in the desert, we must rely on it to block the wind and sand so that we can see!

Little Luo: Dad, why do we have thick hooves?

Camel Dad: Because the desert is full of sand, so we can stand firm!

Xiao Luo: Dad, last question, what are we doing at the zoo?

10: My girlfriend invited me to watch a movie at her house. After arriving at her house,

she wrote the word "movie" on the wall with a pen, and the two of us sat on the toilet and watched.

11: Before a monkey eats peanuts, he has to stuff them into his butt and then take them out to eat.

The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peach

seeds, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey was frightened. Now it must Eat after measuring.

12: In a Thatched Boat

Lu Su: "Can I really borrow arrows like this? Mr. Kong Ming?"

Zhuge Liang: "Believe me."

Lu Su: "But I'm still a little worried..."

Zhuge Liang: "No need."

Lu Su: "But, don't you think the ship Is it getting hotter?"

Zhuge Liang: "It's a bit awkward to say so...Is there something wrong?"

Lu Su: "Yeah, I'm worried about the enemy's shooting. It's a rocket..."

Zhuge Liang: "Hey! Zijing￣￣Can you swim￣￣￣I can't￣￣￣"