Let’s all tell funny jokes. Whoever’s joke is the coldest will get the points. Come on everyone!

1. I couldn’t sleep at night and had no choice. I started counting sheep and pretended that one sheep was jumping and running in front of me.

As a result, the more I counted, the more awake I became. In the end, the rhythm of counting sheep could no longer keep up with the rhythm of sheep running...

2. When the radio host said an "expert chat machine", I think it’s a really good product. I can buy one to chat with myself when I’m lonely.

After listening to two more sentences, it turned out to be "Experts chat about weather."

3. My son asked me what the telegram was? I said: "Just write what you want to say on paper, and then go to the post office and send it to the other party via radio."

My son was confused: "Should I ask the post office to send a text message on my behalf?"

< p>4. A certain post asked: "If you become invisible, what is the first thing you want to do?"

Among the many replies, there is this one: "On the busy street Give me 100 yuan, and I will step on the hand of anyone who picks it up.”

5. Before being single: Fan Bingbing actually looked average;

After being single for one year: Yuan Lipei’s see-through outfit is still there. Quite sexy;

Being single for three years: I found that Grandma Rong is quite beautiful from the side;

Being single for five years: Brother Chun is still quite feminine;

Bachelor for ten years: Sister Feng, are you married yet?

Bachelor for twenty years: This sow looks quite pretty...