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The teacher wrote on the blackboard: Time is money. And asked the students to translate. One student replied: "Tom is Mary."

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When Xiao Ming was in English class, he said to the teacher: May I go to the toilet?

The teacher said: Go ahead.

Xiao Ming sat down. After a while, Xiao Ming Then he said to the teacher: May I go to the toilet?

The teacher said: Go ahead.

Xiao Ming sat down again. The classmate next to him couldn't help but ask: Are you not? Did you tell the teacher that you need to go to the toilet? Why don't you go?

Xiao Ming said: Didn't you hear the teacher say "go to hell"!