Laughter in the composition teacher! ~

Below is a model essay.

[Problem solving process]

"Yeah-",the classroom is boiling. What happened? It turned out that the teacher was announcing a wrist-wrestling competition, which was just to everyone's liking, and the students were cheering.

The game has begun. My deskmate and I lifted our sleeves and straightened our chests, making a good farewell gesture. With the order of Judge Gong, we entered a state of "white and red".

Do you want to know my game with my deskmate? To tell the truth, I won five games as easy as blowing off dust. The most interesting game is the second game. I was about to compete with her, but she patted her ass, put her hand on the table and lost without a fight. This makes me strike the table straight. It's fun, fun, fun.

Look at others. I saw Ding Cong and Ma Yao fighting. Both sides leaned to the left and pressed down hard. Maybe this will also help. Look at their hands, cross each other and hold them tightly. The fingernails are red and white, and the veins on the wrist are exposed. It seems that they will not stop until they overwhelm each other. However, Ding Cong is on the football team after all, and he is stronger. Ma Yao persisted for a while, but he was defeated. He is unwilling. He pestered Ding Cong to compete again. Look, Shaheen and others are also very competitive. Two people diamond cut diamond, more than a minute passed, still deadlocked, teeth clenched more and more tightly. After a long time, the situation seems to be favorable to Shaheen, and she also seized the opportunity. With a jerk, the other hand fell to the table. The students watching around applauded her.

Ding Lingling, the class ended in laughter, but the students were still looking for opponents and happiness in the classroom.

(Short comment: The sentences are relaxed and the structural arrangement is not eclectic. The most commendable thing is that the little author has grasped the students' demeanor and movements when wrestling, and described them delicately and vividly, which greatly enhanced the readability of the article. )

2) When the sun rises, a Xia Hong appears on the horizon. In the school garden, flowers are in full bloom and crystal dew is rolling on the petals. Spring breeze blows frequently, dew rolls, flowers nod, like a beautiful watercolor painting. Students flocked to school from all directions, and a new day began.

Before the morning meeting, Dong Tianyuan, who has always been humorous, launched an "intelligence contest" in the classroom. This activity is very popular in our class, especially those students who love "brain teasers".

At the beginning of the game, Pastoral coughed deliberately and said the first question: "How did Lin Daiyu die?" Maki Ka's voice just fell and the whole class was silent. Students, you look at me and I look at you. After a while, the "wisdom star" of our class stood up, habitually patted the dust on her clothes with her hand and solemnly said, "Lin Daiyu fell dead!"

"Why?" The students are full of doubts.

Haomiao smiled and said, "There is no evidence in the words, but there is evidence in the songs." As he spoke, he drawled and sang, "A sister Lin fell from the sky ..." Suddenly, the whole class burst into laughter. Oh, I see. I suddenly realized. Seeing Haohao's pride, Maki Ka disagreed and said, "Don't be too happy, there are still a few questions! Who are the three people mentioned in the first lyric of the song? Friendly reminder-this person is a woman, surnamed Wang. " After a while, no one raised their hands. Even the clever giant sat silent in his seat. "I will do it!" Suddenly, a confident voice came from the corner of the classroom. It turned out to be "Little King of Songs"-Nazi. By the way, she must know that she is addicted to the ocean of music every day. Everyone is concerned about the Nazis. She said confidently, "This is Rollin Wang's song, and its title is" I am not Huang Rong ". "Can you explain it?" Maki Ka deliberately embarrassed her, "I can't explain, even if you guessed it. "

The Nazi smiled and said, "What's so hard about this? The first sentence of Rollin Wang's I'm not Huang Rong is:' I'm not Huang Rong'. There are three people' hidden' in this lyric, namely me, US President Bush and Huang Rong. "

Seeing that such a difficult problem was easily solved by Nazi, Pastoral said helplessly, "You got it right!"

I listened, deliberately satirizing pastoral: "pastoral, what's the matter?" I didn't expect you to be here today. What do you have to say to the' elite' in our class? "

"Don't be too proud, there is another problem!" Maki Ka is a little angry.

The king joked, "Don't make General Tian angry, or the consequences will be very serious."

Pastoral blushed and unconsciously said the last question: "Excuse me, there are three tadpoles going to eat. When they came to the restaurant, they found someone eating frogs. What songs can these three tadpoles sing? " You won't guess this time! "Maki Ka just say that finish, the classroom was silent. I also lost in thought: when it comes to frogs, that's what tadpoles look like when they grow up. Are they afraid of being eaten when they grow up? Yes, I suddenly raised my hand and stood up and said, "This song is-I don't want to-I don't want to grow up-I don't want to grow up!" "As soon as I finished, Maki Ka came up to me from the podium, patted me on the shoulder and said," Well said! Really worthy of being my apprentice. " Hearing this, the students all burst into laughter. I laughed too.

Our laughter echoed in the classroom for a long time.

3) On the campus where you can only hear Lang Lang reading, there were bursts of laughter from Class 6 (1) in the corner of the school today. It turns out that Mr. Hu, the head teacher of Class 6 (1), gave an order last week, and every student went home to prepare some cross talk or sketch programs. Today, our actors brought all kinds of tools to the theme team meeting.

The theme team of class 6 (1) of "Chunxiao" and "Silent Night Thinking" will start. Please welcome our poet Huang to perform the new versions of "Spring Dawn" and "Thinking of Quiet Night". In a burst of warm applause, Huang looked at the front with big eyes, held his head high, swaggered onto the stage, cleared his throat and said, "Today, this famous poet gave you two poems, please don't laugh!" So he picked up a "Classic" (notebook) and shook his head while reading it: "Spring Dawn", the spring sleep is not small, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and now I still remember that night, that storm, and I don't know how many buns there are. "He was so surprised that he suddenly fell on the" cotton "(sitting on the carpet), and everyone laughed, some patting the table, some laughing their mouths open, and everyone could see his organs, and some stood up and danced. At this moment, I don't know who shouted: "Ah! He's dead. Come on! Students, let's throw him into the sea to feed the fish. " Quickly got up and said to Huang, "Don't! Don't! I haven't lived enough! After that, he tidied up his clothes and sang "Moonlight in front of the bed" ... "

Selling sweet potatoes "selling sweet potatoes! Sell sweet potatoes, 50 cents each-yeah! Delicious and beautiful! " The singer (Wu Haoran) sang on the stage with a "shoulder pole" (two buckets), waving the shoulder pole with both hands, poking around from time to time, rolling his eyes and watching his funny appearance, which attracted the students present to burst into laughter. At this time, an old man (Ye Lincheng) leaning on a "crutch" (the handle of a broken broom) bent down, looked around and said to the seller, "Boss, how can I buy this Dongdong?" "How to buy!" The seller's eyes widened and his mouth almost touched the ground. At this time, the old man put his hands together, twisted his body and whispered, "Yes!" " The seller finally pushed his chin up and said, "fifty cents, fifty cents, one!" " "He made an awkward gesture. The students burst into laughter after seeing it, and some almost fell to the ground. "Very good! I will buy one. ""wait! Hu, a sweet potato expert who has been holding a magnifying glass and carrying a schoolbag, said to the old man, "Teacher Mu, this sweet potato is not good. Which sweet potato do you want to see? " He pointed to the sweet potato (Libo orange) crouching in the bucket and said, "Look how beautiful its skin is and how delicious its meat is ..." "Ok, I'll take it." When things were done, the four of them left the stage hand in hand, singing and dancing. "Sweet potato, ah! Sweet potatoes, babies can't drink soup without shaking their hands ... "The students laughed even more, and some students shed tears of joy.

At this time, the teacher stepped onto the platform and said to us earnestly: "Although these sketches and jokes are not interesting, you are about to leave your alma mater and go to junior high school, so I want to let you spend your last sixth grade happily in this way. Now let's sing the same song in my heart. " "Flowers once told me how you walked …" The students waved their flowers and sang "The Same Song".

4) The "Rinrin Bell" rang and looked at the class schedule. "Very good!" I jumped up with joy. It was a Chinese class. Yesterday, the teacher said that there would be a good show in this class. What medicine is sold in the gourd? We are all excited to look forward to it.

The teacher came, with a broken mirror in his left hand and two scissors in his right. We all applauded warmly when he announced the task. Today, the textbook drama The Emperor's New Clothes will be staged, and we will experience the infinite charm of Andersen's fairy tales in The Emperor's New Clothes.

The teacher wrote the words "cast list" on the blackboard, and then began the "role auction". "Liar A, liar A, who wants liar A? Sell at a reduced price. " The teacher said humorously. "I, 50 yuan." "I will pay 100 yuan." The students are scrambling to bid against each other. "I'll give you 500!" Xu Chun, who is short and fat, shouted loudly. "500 yuan once, 500 yuan twice, good! Deal, you are a liar. " The teacher said, and knocked on the platform with an eraser. The teacher's humorous words and deeds made us laugh. Then Li Qi, who is tall and thin, "bought" the role of liar B. Finally, only the stupid emperor didn't "buy" anyone, so the teacher had to volunteer to take the role. After dividing the roles, everyone surrounded the desks with a stage in the middle. The actors took their positions and the performance began.

"Once upon a time, there was an emperor ..." The performance was conducted in a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere. When the swindler was shown to meet the emperor, swindler A said, "Your Majesty, not only can I weave the most beautiful cloth in the world, but this cloth also has a strange feature." Liar B went on to say, "Anyone who is incompetent or hopelessly stupid can't see this cloth. As long as you put on the food made of this cloth, you will know who is smart ... "Before we finished, we burst into laughter. It turned out that Li Qi read "clothes" as "food". He found his mistake and corrected it immediately. The performance continued, two swindlers, one rhetoric and one hype; Whispering to each other for a while, busy for a while. Their antics made us laugh. It's finally my turn. I play an honest old minister in the play and will inspect the situation of making new clothes for the emperor. I came to the swindlers and saw them flying in the air with scissors, just like two Taoist priests, as if they were catching ghosts! I couldn't help laughing with joy. As the book said, I stuck it very close, and when I opened my eyes, I saw them holding scissors and deliberately adjusted their glasses. Unfortunately, they really fell. I used my quick wits and immediately squatted down and groped on the ground like a blind man, as if touching that beautiful new dress. After several twists and turns, I finally got what I wanted. When I put on my glasses, my classmates were already laughing. Bright smiles fill the garden like peach blossoms, and hearty laughter penetrates the soul like waves.

The performance never stops, and the joy never stops. After a while, the emperor personally came to inspect. Two swindlers told the emperor to undress, but the teacher, who was always serious, took off his straight suit and only wore a vest. Two swindlers pretended to dress the emperor in new clothes, and the emperor turned left and right in front of the mirror, awkwardly twisting his ass. We were both moved and amused to see the teacher make such a fool of herself. "avoid!" "Silence!" The guards shouted loudly, and the military parade began. The emperor stood up with his head held high and went shirtless. A group of guards and ministers rushed behind, holding clothes, supporting the canopy and blowing horns ... in fact, they had nothing in their hands. Those students sitting in the classroom are both spectators and extras. One by one, they have been swaying and drowning in the ocean of joy. Finally, everyone said, "He really didn't wear anything!" The performance reached its climax, and the whole class was like a pot of boiling water. Our performance ended at this climax.

Rinrin Bell's class is over, and so is the performance. We are still immersed in the atmosphere at that time, and our mood can't be calm for a long time. I really like this course. I really hope that there will be more such happy and interesting activities in the future.