My girlfriend joked that you bullied me. How should I reply jokingly?

You can answer your girlfriend in the following ways, in a joking way:

1. "bully you? I will only bully you when your heart is full of doughnuts. "

2. "You know, bullying you is like bullying my little bear toy, which makes me feel extremely happy."

3. "If you think I bully you, you must have never seen me bully myself."

4. "I bully you, but if you bully me all my life, then I am willing to be bullied by you."

Such an answer can respond humorously to your girlfriend and express your love for her.