Stupid pigs make jokes and fables.

Piggy collects many precious stamps, first day covers and postcards, and often takes them out to enjoy in his spare time.

On this day, the rabbit and the rooster came to the pig's house. They want to see the stamp products collected by Piggy. But the pig shook his head again and again and said, "my stamp products are in the safe, and I can't find the key." Come back later! " "

The rabbit and the rooster were tired and went home angrily.

One day, piggy wanted to play a trick on everyone. He hung a small blackboard at the door, which said, "Attention philatelists, please come to my house to visit philatelic products tomorrow".

The story was passed down from mouth to mouth and soon spread throughout the animal kingdom. The next day, a large group of stamp collectors came to piggy's door.

Little pig just got out of bed, rubbed his eyes and asked, "What do you want with all this noise?"

Everyone said, "Aren't we going to visit the stamp products today?"

The pig said, "I told you to come tomorrow!" " "

You see it does say tomorrow on the blackboard, but there is no specific date below. After careful analysis, everyone knows that when you look at it, it will always be "tomorrow". This time, the pig played a trick on us, and everyone was very angry.

Piggy didn't know that he had done something wrong, and he wanted to make fun of the fire brigade again. He called the fire alarm number 1 19: "Come on, I'm a pig, my house is on fire, come and put out the fire!"

After receiving the alarm, the fire chief monkey personally directed three fire engines to put out the fire. But when I got to the scene, there was no fire alarm, so I ran away for nothing. The little pig laughed until his stomach ached at the tense scene when the firemen rushed in.

One night a few days later, piggy's home really caught fire. Piggy called the fire alarm again ... "You are joking again!" The little monkey put down the phone angrily.

When the neighbor called the police again, the firemen rushed in, but the home of Little Pig was reduced to ashes. This time, the pig really fainted from crying.