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Cinderella's TVXQ! version BY: Yinjie

Cinderella

TVXQ! version

Cast:

Beautiful and generous Cinderella-Jin Xiaozai (in)

Charming prince-Zheng Doubao (Hao)

Kind and kind.

vicious sisters-Park Mi (Mi) and Jin Xiuxiu (Xiu)

Staff list:

Director+Screenwriter+Planning+Narrator: Yinjie (Jie)

audience sitting+Prop+Field Service+Handyman: Shen Xiaomin (Min)

Pre-play mobilization- ! ! Hoo ... Hoo ... I'm exhausted! ~ ~ Hey, hey, hey ~ ~ ~ Do me a favor! ~ Tofu pudding, stop playing with kisses ~! ~ princess, don't go into Geng Bao's arms again, he's falling behind! ~ and mi xiu! Xiu, stop cursing rice. If he doesn't climb the wall, the sow will watch our performance at the top of the tree now! ! ! ! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Pre-play rehearsal-

Jie (disappointed): Dear adults, please do it again seriously! ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm an old woman here, please! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Just once ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

All [actors]: $! #^%(*^& ^%$##! ~#~^(*^(#%! ! #%#@^%(*& _(%& *%^& @ # $% # ............

Min: Yum yum ...

Jie (desperate): Forget it ... You guys talk slowly ... and Min, don't choke ...

The show is officially on-

Jie: A long, long time ago to the power of N.

Now (to Doubao): If I find you climbing the wall when I'm on stage, you're dead!

Hao (sweating profusely): I know ... I know, my wife .........................

[Curtain slowly opens]

Jie:-_ || Shen Xiaomin! ! !

min: what's the matter? Can I help you? (blinking his big eyes)

Jie: ............................................................................................................................................................... What are you doing with your head up?

Jie: Never seen anyone stop nosebleeds? Also, what kind of scenery is this! ! !

Min (of course): Little Red Riding Hood! ~

Jie: crazy sweat ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What are we playing? ! !

Min: I saw that there was a cake on the prop table of Little Red Riding Hood ...

Jie:-_-+Change it for me ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Min: Oh, I'll change it for me ...

Jie: Not this! ! These are three little pigs! ! ! !

all: ... Shen xiaomin! Do you compare us to pigs? ! ! ! ! ! !

Min: No ~ I just suddenly want to eat roast suckling pig.

all: ...............-_-||||

Jie: pia!

Douhua+Min fan: What did you say? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Jie: Ha ha ha ... It's a beautiful day ... Ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

All: The director is crazy, let's leave! ~

Jie (back to the topic at once): Her mother died young and lived with her father, stepmother and two sisters when she was very young. Later, when her father died, her stepmother showed her true nature and began to bully her, denying her food and making her do hard work. Everyone calls her Cinderella because she always wears this worn and dirty gray apron. {This paragraph was written by Hu-the author's note}

The first scene-

Mi: Jin ... (Touching the murderous eyes, her voice changed from high to weak)

Zai (in a low voice): Hum ~ If you dare to order me around, I will let my eldest daughter divorce you! !

Mi (sallow face, sweating like rain): ... Mom ... I ... I dare not ...

Jie: Dead rice! Broken rice! ! Xiu, you come! !

Yes (somberly): It's up to you! ~

xiu+mi: ..........................

Jie: Say something! ! ! ! (screaming) Min, you still eat! ~ use plan B! ! Hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ grinned ing

Min: Boss, here!

Jie: smirk ~ ~ ~ This is a voice changer borrowed from Edogawa, hehe ~ ~ ~ ~

Everybody: Khan S ~ ~ ~~~~~

Jie (the voice of filling rice): Kim Jae Jung! Wash this for me, and this, this, this ... (singing) I want that, that, that ... Ah ~ ~ ~ {This song is the Flower Band's "Half of the Juice"-author's note}

All+All: Shut up! You still sing with your broken voice? ! !

Jie: this is my characteristic ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (crowd:-_-||||). Let's get back to the topic ~ ~ ~ ~ (into a beautiful voice). Wash this, too. Sew this dress for me ~ Do it quickly! !

Jae (with a dark face and a clean face): I'm going to ... (whispering) A clean face, and I'll marry Xiao Min when I get back! ! !

Jie (clinging to the skirt): Crying ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Don't ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I want to be precious ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

pia! ! !

yes: hum!

Jie (back to normal): Geng Bao, play!

Geng (all kinds of amorous feelings come to the stage, many: Khan ...): Why aren't you two ready? !

Jie (whispering): It's a dancing high flyers, just like a woman! ~~

Min: Yum yum ...

Jie: ...-_-+

Mi: Mother, it's not that ... that little gray cloth. Wash my clothes quickly! !

xiu: that is ~ ~ ~ ~ and she didn't sew this dress of mine! ! !

Jie: ok! Go on like this! !

Che: Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ My Geng is so handsome ~ ~ ~ ~ (blowing kisses)

Zhong: -_-|||

Geng: Leave it alone, get ready quickly, this is a good chance to fly to the top and become a phoenix!

Now (send clothes back, be careful with your stepmother): Mother … What are you going to do …

Jie: Why do I feel like a big sinner?

Min: yum yum ...

Jie: Shen Xiaomin ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Min: yum yum ...

Jie: pumping

meters: hum! It's none of your business anyway! ~

Xiu: That's right ~ We're going to the prince's ball. Are you in? !

Now (in a lower voice): So ... isn't that dance attended by girls from all over the country?

Jie: No, I can't stand it. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I look like a wronged little wife with a nosebleed ...

Mi: Haha ~ ~ ~ I heard a funny joke! ~ Do you have any beautiful clothes? Are you going to dance with His Royal Highness in such a dirty apron? ! ! Ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Jie: Rice played very well ~ ~ ~ ~ Applause ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Come back and get a bonus! !

xiu: haha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Mother, it's getting late. Let's go! ~ You (pointing to) clean up your house! Do you hear me? ! !

A group of three people left arm in arm, leaving only one person on the stage with his head down.

Jie: great! Lord, bless the future to be so smooth! ~ (whispering to Jae-in) Jae-in, tears running off the stage! ~~~

The people on the stage are turning and flying off the stage.

Jie: Min, pull the curtain! Change the background! !

min: oh ~ ~ (crowd: you finally spoke! ~)

In (clenching fist): Hum ~ ~ ~ ~ Pak Mi ~ ~ ~ Jin Xiuxiu ~ ~ ~ Come here! ! ! !

There was a flurry of chicken flying and dog jumping backstage ...

Chicken+dog: What's our business?

Min (deadpan): If you are clean, you will be a scourge.

Jie: what do you see? I saw the shrimp, and the shrimp heard Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ haha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

The second act-

I was crying on my mother's grave.

Now: Mother ~ ~ Why did you leave me? ~ ~ ~ ~ Crying

Jie: Touched by Ing ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Princess, it's time to play ... Huh? Min, where is the princess?

Min: He is looking in the mirror, as if he doesn't think the color of his clothes is bright enough. (all: Min, are you finished? Min: Well, I just ordered an extra purchase. It should be here soon. )

Jie: I cow! Not bright enough? ! Change him to pink! ! !

che: this one is much better ... but this skirt is too short to reflect my princess temperament, and there is not even a headdress on my head. I am so beautiful, these dresses are so ugly! ~~~~~！ ~ Not rich at all! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ and ...

Jie: Gu! ~ ~ stop ~! ! ! ! ! ! Min, go and get the rockhopper on the queen's head and put it on the princess! !

Yes (in a low voice): Are you ready? I can't cry! !

Jie (in a low voice): ok soon! !

There was another flurry of chicken flying and dog jumping, and the princess finally came on stage with the upside-down rockhopper that Shen Xiaomin's classmate had put on for him.

crowd: Khan s ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ this vegetarian shrimp stuff ~ ~ ~ ~ ~! ! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Che: Stop crying, son. Let me help you.

Yes (tears are still there, it hurts): Who are you?

che: I'm your ... your ... forgetting the word ing

Jie (whispering): the fairy godmother! ~ ~ ~ ~

che: ah! I'm your fairy yeast ~ ~ ~ ~

many+all:-_-|||||

Jie: it's my godmother! ! !

che: just the same ~ ~ ~

Jie: following ... continuing ...

now:-_-+fairy godmother?

che: yes, I can make you go to the prince's ball by magic.

Now: But I have nothing! No beautiful skirt, no jewelry, and most importantly, I don't have a mirror! ! ! ! !

che: this is easy to handle. I know magic! ~ ~ ~ ~ Next I'm going to say a spell. When I stop, you have to say' Yes < P > Yes: But I have nothing! No beautiful skirt, no jewelry, and most importantly, I don't have a mirror! ! ! ! !

che: this is easy to handle. I know magic! ~ ~ ~ ~ Next I'm going to say a spell. When I stop, you have to say' Yes', ok?

Now: OK ~ ~ ~ (whispering to some Jie) When did you change your words?

Jie: at a loss ...

Che: Kim HeeChul is more beautiful than Kim Jae Jung ~

Now: ... is ...-_-+

Che: skirt!

Jie (whispering to Min): Go and throw the skirt!

Min climbed up the platform, grabbed a skirt and threw it down.

Che (catching): Kim HeeChul's figure is better than that of Kim Jae Jung ~

Now: ... It's ...-_-++

Che: Jewelry!

Min threw a cloth bag at random again.

che: Kim HeeChul is smarter than Kim Jae Jung!

Now: ... is ...-_-++++

Che: Make a pumpkin carriage! And the coachman ~

Min pushes out the carriage and becomes a coachman.

Jie: Who changed this word? ~~~~~！

g: himself.

Jie:-_-||||||||

Che (grinned): OK, go and put it on! ~~~

Jie (pulling the curtain): Hoo ... Hoo ... I'm so tired ~ ~ ~ It seems that Min still has to do this job! ~~~~

voiceover:

Min: Am I easy? ! But since I took * * *, hey! The waist is not sore, the back doesn't hurt, and walking is strong! ~~~！

Back to the scene:

Min: Some Jie, why is there an extra dress? !

Jie: more? Impossible! (looking at the dress) Huh? Isn't this the one that is here? What are you wearing?

min: I don't know. I threw her a skirt anyway. I went to pull the curtain!

Jie: ... thoughtfully ing

Min: I take it as your default. (goes to pull the curtain)

Jie (shouts): You can't pull it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Some cleaner is still a little late, and the curtain has been slowly raised ...

All:-_++++++++++++++

All:-_-|||||||||||||||||||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ~！ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I saw the people on the stage wearing a lux latin dance skirt, holding a fairy wand, smoky eyes, sunburned makeup, wearing a wedding crown on her head, shoes on her feet and black lines on her head ...

Jie: Shen Changmin ~ ~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Hunting for ing

Min: Run for your life ing

Helpless, with the director and props missing, I went to the prince's dance in a carriage in an unsightly costume.

Geng (pulling the curtain): Let's go and change the background! ! Act three! ! ! Kuai ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Voiceover (2):

It is said that a certain Jie chased Minmin to Hainan, and after hearing what Geng Bao said (crowd: How did she hear it? )-

Jie (rushing to the camera): Geng! You are really the best person in the world! ! ! ! ! ! !

(finish chasing)

The scene-

The curtain of the third act

was opened, and then I stood in front of the "Palace" and walked in slowly.

Jie: Cinderella walked slowly into the palace, feeling uneasy.

zhong: why are you back?

Jie+Min: brought back by the captain ...

Everybody: clap ~ ~ ~ ~ Great captain ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Jie (whispering to Hao): Captain, let's go! ~ ~ ~ Where is he? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Look around ing

Min: He has been on stage for a long time to find his dear wife.

Jie: Khan ... words (crowd: changed the storytelling? When Cinderella walked into the meeting, everyone was surprised by his beauty, and Prince Lian's eyes lit up.

Hao: Yes, I miss you ~ ~