Help me translate a little joke and help me find another one. Thank you.

Good news and bad news.

"There is good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.

"I can always use some good news," the customer said with a sigh. "What's the good news?"

"Your wife didn't ask for your future inheritance to be included in the ruling."

"What's the bad news?"

"After the divorce, she will marry your father."

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Recommend another joke

persistence

My husband came back from playing golf, and our four-year-old daughter Sarah greeted him at the door. "Dad, who won the golf tournament? Are you still Uncle Richie? "

"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband prevaricated. "We're just having fun."

Undaunted, Sarai said, "Well, Dad, who had more fun?"

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insist on

When my husband came back from playing golf, our four-year-old daughter Sarah greeted him at the door. "Dad, who won the golf tournament, you or Uncle Richard?"

"Uncle Richard and I don't play golf to win," my husband faltered. "We play ball just for fun."

Sarah asked without fear, "So, Dad, who thinks this is more interesting?"