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What joke did the protagonist of the movie 1900 Legend tell himself before he died? Both Chinese and English, good final score!

Imagine a person looking at the list in front of the kingdom of heaven, trying to find my name, but I can't find it. Listen, sir, I was born on a boat. You see, sir, I was born on a boat, I was born on a boat, I grew up on a boat, I ended my life on a boat, I was born on a boat, I died on a boat. Maybe my name is not in your brochure. Maybe I didn't register there. Did you die on the boat? Shipwreck? Six-and-a-half tons of six-and-a-half tons of Zha Zha's six-and-a-half tons of explosives. Do you feel much better now? Are you feeling better? Yeah, it feels good, except for one arm. Yes, I'm fine except that I lost an arm. An arm is missing? Yes, the explosion is ok. Yes, in the explosion. You can find a new arm there. Well, you should find one over there. Which arm are you missing? Which one did you say you lost? The gentleman on the left, sir, I'm very sorry. I'm terribly sorry. Your sister doesn't mind. . . If you mind. If I what? If I what? . If you can accept a right arm instead of a left arm? What if you use your right arm instead of your left? Then it seems that even the right arm is better than nothing, I think so. Generally speaking, having a right arm is better than nothing. I think I can't agree more with both hands. The landlord has to adopt for so long.