Collect jokes. ,,,, Be funny

Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

② Emergency communication: Please prepare a one-inch color photo, a copy of your ID card, a copy of your education background and your resume, and send them to the National Space Administration. According to reliable sources, in order to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival, you should invite Chang 'e! (Bring your own rabbit)

(3) ask what the world is, but everything has its vanquisher ~

Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

⑤ The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be Tang Priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man.

6. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years too many chefs!

⑦ Tiger is not arrogant, you think I am hello kitty! Xiao Lv is not arrogant. You think I'm Snoopy!

When you fall, get up and cry ~ ~ ~

Part One: Recalling the past, Redmi, pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children. Part two: Look now, white rice, turtle soup, a child and a group of wives.

Participating in undergraduate courses is a master's degree, followed by a doctor, followed by a postdoctoral fellow. What about the postdoctoral fellow? If you are brave enough, you will be a soldier if you study for two years, a strong man if you study for five years, and a martyr if you study for seven years. What will happen after the martyr? The Ministry of Education will introduce a saint, two years of bronze, five years of silver and seven years of annuity. Girls who are willing to go back to school after graduation have a chance to get Athena! ! !

Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is a will next to it: I struggled all night, and your impudence makes me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself!

Notice: Recently, the autumn chill has arrived. Please take precautions. Some husbands hold their husbands and some hold their wives. If there is no thermos for the time being, please hold the gas tank (be careful) if there is really no thermos. Please don't hug animals such as chickens and ducks to prevent bird flu. If you should fly to the south, you should change your hairstyle. Hibernate if you really can't.

If god wants to destroy people, he must first make people crazy; God wants people to be crazy, first of all, let them buy a house.