Elegant quotations of harem elegance

1, "I want to go to Italy in the afternoon, have a pure latte, and then go to see a game of Inzaghi. It seems that my father's private jet is completely my means of transportation now. "

2. "Maybe I haven't been out for a long time. I saw Hao Ming and Ann in the bar yesterday. When I greeted them before, they were a little embarrassed. So soon, Hao Ming and Lulu broke up! They asked me to sit with them, but I left wisely. Soon, they also left. Hey, I think how pure Hao Ming was when he first took part in the draft. We are still friends, and the entertainment circle is really harmful. "

3. "The 20th is Jeb's birthday. From the first day I met him, I liked to call him Jerbo. Jerbo, you don't have to explain to me. I always believed about you and grandma. I remember everything you said to me last Christmas, and I will remember it all my life. I booked you a car from America, so you don't have to drive as slowly as a snail in the future. Hehe ~ ~ I will come back to see your Beijing concert as soon as possible ~ ~ Come on ~ ~ Give me a kiss ~

My cousin Chow Yun Fat wants to find a better designer, because he wants to build a villa in America, so he asked me to hook him up and invited my grandfather I.M. Pei out for afternoon tea. Grandpa I.M. Pei knew it was me, so he readily agreed. During the dinner, we talked happily about my cousin's new play Confucius. We were all very proud, because our family was a pure descendant of Confucius. Really, Confucius should be a Singaporean.

5. Angola is an African country with long-term family support. I also bring a lot of medical care and money to help every year. Half of the infrastructure there was built by our family, and people there liked me very much. It's a pity that I'm beautiful and white, and I can't be black, otherwise they will definitely choose me as the queen. Yesterday, the Foreign Minister of Angola called me and said that they had decided to print my face on the new currency of their country. I blushed quietly.

6. The family invested tens of millions of dollars in Avatar, and the box office was good. Let's celebrate here in advance. So dad also plans to invest in Avatar 2 with showbox next year. Cameron is a very kind old man, hehe, I always call him that. He also asked me to make a guest appearance in Avatar 2, which I shyly refused. The sunshine in California is very good. I feel like an angel these days.

7. Dad said that although Google's search is more respected internationally, Baidu is often used in China because the family owns shares in Baidu. I once met Robin at a family investment meeting, and I felt that he was much more personable than the heads of other websites invested by the family. If he's 20 years younger-

Dad just said that after receiving Robin's call, experts from Stanford University have helped Baidu solve this problem. Robin, don't be afraid. We will help you deal with this matter in the future. The previous Twitter attacks were also handled by this family. (=。 =orz)

8. The housekeeper in Hong Kong called and said that Hanover, my racehorse, was going to have a baby soon. Hearing this news, I jumped out of bed into the living room in a hurry, and quickly asked the captain to prepare the plane, hoping to fly to Hong Kong overnight to welcome this new life. On the plane to Hongkong, I decided to name this little creature MengMeng. The first thing I want to say to her is, MengMeng … Stand up!

I am very angry now! My blog was hacked! ! I can't log in, my blog has been deleted, and there are rumors that I am leaving. My secretary told me that the attack came from Chinese mainland. On behalf of Singapore, I strongly condemn this despicable act. In addition, I hope Sina will give me a satisfactory explanation and restore my news, otherwise, I will not rule out the consideration of making you the only China enterprise acquired by my family.

10, hacker, I don't want to know who you are, but I want to tell you that I have hired 100 world-class machinery manufacturing experts, who will monitor my account every minute for the next 72 hours. I also informed Interpol that they have apologized to me and promised to catch the person who invaded my account. I can only wish you luck. May Gates bless you. Hum ~

1 1. After my passport was attacked, my phone became a hotline. Many people called to comfort me. Sister Patty Hou, who gave birth in the United States, said that she would definitely let her future children avenge me. Dopted mother Nicole Kidman called me live in Hollywood and told me that she could help me contact the NBA. I am most grateful that Edison Chen's brother called and said that the computer must be set with complicated passwords. Thank you, my dear family, I'm fine.

12, TVXQ! and I attended the disaster relief ceremony in Haiti last night! . I don't like them very much, because they don't have love at all, so they just take turns hitting on me, which makes me hate it. Our family has claimed responsibility for the disaster in Haiti and sent 1000 beautiful models to participate in the rescue and condolences. I just learned that the article on Google official website that quit China was actually the same as yesterday, and it was all done by hackers.

13, Leehom asked me to fly to Car, saying it was to celebrate the release of his movie, but in fact I knew he was looking for an opportunity to get close to me. When racing, we bet that whoever loses will agree to one request. As a result, when I turned the corner, my bugatti bell couldn't ring, so I lost helplessly. I asked Leehom what he wanted. He didn't speak, just leaned over to me silently. I was a little scared, and then I couldn't help closing my eyes.

14, I'm really in a bad mood now. I have been up for an hour and haven't washed my face. This is the damn housekeeper's fault. Chatterton spring, which I usually use for washing, has been overused. I can't stand using other inferior water. I'm afraid my sacred skin has been defiled. It's just that Ziyi's sister called several times and asked me to accompany her to eat hamburgers. Recently, because of Li Meihui, she is also very bad. I regret introducing them.

15, I heard that Peng Ya's brother hurt his stomach while filming the movie version of the online game Dragon Sword with Faye Wong's sister. As a result, I called to express my condolences, and their assistant answered. He even directly said that we would not be interviewed for the time being, so he hung up on me. Great, angry! I can't even hear myself! ! Woo hoo ~ > _< ~ ~ You know, you don't have to pay for dinner in Singapore. They can judge my state by looking at my face.

16. Sister Yifei and her boyfriend came to Singapore to look at the house, so she wanted me to help her book a villa on Orchard Road. We haven't seen each other for six months. As soon as she saw me, she said to me as before, ya, why are you still more beautiful than me? How can I catch up with you? I can't answer, just a shy and helpless smile. Sometimes I really hope that there is a god in this world, and I can become ordinary, so I don't have to maintain world peace.

17. Go to new york for a meeting and talk about the filming of Avatar 2. Uncle Cameron may have told some stories. Next, Jack and Neytiri will have a child and have the ability to foresee the future. People have evil thoughts again and want to get this little baby ... er ~ that's all I can say. After I told Jay about it, I didn't expect him to say to me coquetry, little egg, let me play that baby ... what a nuisance! Tell people to ignore you by their nicknames.

18, the baseball team invested by the family is negotiating to introduce players. Playing ball is my favorite sport, and it feels really good to wave a bat. I like brother Yao Ming very much. I hope I can sign him as our catcher this time. I feel that I have been to so many places, but I still feel that new york is the most beautiful. Standing on the oasis of the seas, drinking martinis and listening to Fei Ge's song "A Fire in Winter", happiness is nothing more than that.

19, I only have a blog on Sina Weibo, and I don't write anywhere else. I hope China Animal Husbandry Bureau can investigate and deal with many websites that pretend to be my blog. That's all. I want to have a big meal with the prince of Congo.

20. I went to a celebrity reception. I appeared as a spokesman. When I walked gracefully onto the stage in my pants, everyone was quiet. They gave me a look of respect and admiration. At that moment, my heart was like an elephant. I was so nervous that I almost jumped into Swan Lake. The photo with Zhu Bao in Macau has finally been bound. Zhu Bao said that this will be included in his new album. I said it must be made clear that it was Show Lo's girlfriend, and he smiled foolishly.

2 1. I flew to see Beckham and Victoria. In fact, Victoria called me many times and asked me to see them. But because I have been busy dealing with global affairs, I can't spare the time. This time, because Victoria is going to have a fourth child, it's hard to say no. Unexpectedly, there was something wrong with the plane during the flight, and the turn signal was broken for no reason, so we had to land at the Paris airport. It seems that I should change planes.

22. I accompany Gaga to buy clothes. She always asks my advice. I was a little annoyed with her, but she was my father's goddaughter, so I had to put up with it. In fact, I can tolerate her almost idiotic fashion state, but what I really can't stand is that her English with a strong accent is really uncomfortable. Why can't she study English? Maybe there are very few people like me who can speak 12 foreign language and two animal languages.

23, sometimes beauty can't stop, it is really a sin. At night, when I was walking on the beach in my mini skirt, dozens of boys fell into the sea because they were busy watching me. Stefanie once said that you are the reincarnation of Hepburn, which makes me so fascinated and loves you so much. It's just that Stephanie and I have broken up for two years, and now she shouldn't say these words to me anymore. This is the so-called love, but not as beautiful as my calf.

24. Going to Los Angeles to talk about Grammy cooperation, Americans have always been conceited, but because their families strongly supported George W. Bush's attack on Iraq, they dare not refuse, so they promised to name next year's conference "Youlaimei" after me. My Lord summoned me to join the Royal Guard. I asked, is Uncle Ng Man Tat going? He didn't answer. It seems that he still can't forgive Uncle Ng Man Tat for abandoning them.

Jimmy Choo sent me their latest shoes for me to try on. I took a look and immediately threw it to my nanny and gave it to her to wear. It seems that when I am no longer Jimmy Choo's design consultant, it will be difficult for them to launch good works. I will go to Japan to attend Vivian's sister's engagement ceremony these two days. I really envy her for marrying a husband in her 70 s, but it's a pity that Sister Xuan looks good in kimono, but her skin is worse than mine.

26. Chinese mainland has a game called Dragon Sword, and he wants to find my contemporary spokesperson. Some netizens from the mainland helped me investigate. Is this a game?

27. I went to South Korea to attend the opening ceremony of Li Junji Brothers Underwear Store. For him who has to change his underwear at least 20 times a day, this is also due to interest. I joked that Oba, you don't have to be afraid to change your underwear, so he smiled shyly. In addition, I officially accepted the invitation of China Online Games Perfect Space and Time, and promised to endorse their new tour "Dragon Sword". I will never update my blog again, because you have never understood my elegance.

28. Sometimes things go against your wishes. You can growl, complain, curse your fate and regret like a mad dog ... but at the last moment, you must let go quietly ... My name is Elegant, who are you? ...

29. Qian Qian said that many people in the Mainland attacked his magic, but he didn't care because they didn't know magic, but they wanted to show their cleverness. After listening to his words, I suddenly felt that he had really changed. Every time I see a malicious comment on the Internet, he will cry for a long time on the phone. At that time, he was like a little girl in my eyes, which made people feel distressed. I think this is life, and we need to thank those setbacks, because they make us better.

Lady GaGa and I were boating during the earthquake in Taiwan Province Province. I wonder if there is anything wrong with my horse racing. I am very worried

I didn't attend the launch ceremony of 3 1, Ipad. I sent nuclear power to Uncle Jobs, hoping that he would stick to his simple idea and make everything go well in the fruit industry he was exploring. I didn't attend the ceremony, but went to South Korea to deal with TVXQ!! The transaction. Indeed, I made a decision to dissolve the seven gods. Although Jung Yunho pursued me, I don't regret it. Who told them to refuse my proposal to invite Aunt Han Hong to join their group? Hum!

32. Because the family owns shares in Fiat, almost all Ferrari dealers in Singapore are managed by the family. Ferrari knows that I am very popular with netizens in China and an influential figure in China, so it invited me to participate in their auto show in Beijing. But I refused shyly, and then to apologize, I asked my brother Li to buy me a Ferrari as compensation. My first assistant's car just broke down, so I can give it to him.

On the plane watching the World Expo, I received a call from Fei Jie asking me to visit the class, so I immediately asked the captain to transfer the plane and fly to new york. I met her in Sony Music Studio. She rapped with a black man. During the break, I sang her legend softly. I didn't expect Fei Jie to cry and say to me, Ya, you sing so well, I'm not as good as you at all. After listening to Sister Fei's words, I acquiesced shyly.

34. Kaka called me to complain that his rheumatism has broken out again, and he may not be able to participate in the World Cup. I comforted him and said, don't worry, husband, I will definitely help you handle it. With my position in the International Machinery Manufacturing Bureau, I can definitely ask FIFA to postpone the game. Brazil is one of my favorite Asian countries, so the champion must be North Korea. Kaka was moved to tears on the phone. He is still so like a child.

35. I have a meeting with the FBI to discuss the next chairman. I highly recommend my good friend Kobe. As we all know, Kobe is a famous professional football player in America. Blatter believed me and expressed his willingness to make way for Kobe. Blatter also asked me who would win the opener between Mexico and South Africa. I said, let South Africa win a goal, because the ancestors of South Africans came from China, and I am the idol of China, so I want to support it.

After the game, Messi's brother called me and asked me if I was disappointed in him, because he promised me to score a goal, but he didn't keep his promise. I comforted him and said, it doesn't matter, you have scored a goal in my heart. Like Guan, you will always be my brave brother. Messi's brother listened to my words and said with tears, in fact, I can score goals, just because the other team is a Korean team, but I am actually a Korean.

37. I am an egg, and my blog has just been used by hackers. I have informed the South Korean government of this matter and expressed the attitude that South Korea will not qualify for the World Cup. You know, when my twelfth assistant called me and said that my blog had been hacked again, I was eating durian happily with Messi. After receiving the phone call, I suddenly lost my interest in sex. I have arranged for my family to impose economic sanctions on South Korea and will fully support North Korea to win the World Cup.

38. Reply @Pammm: Please tell me your name, and I'll have my assistant No.38 contact you. Sometimes the plan can't keep up with the change, but the referee of this game never gets in again. Just like when I visited a farm, the cheerful cry of a bull angered me, so I made it into steak. //@Pammm: an own goal, an offside, elegant girl, in fact, you are not wrong.

39. I think it's time for me to stand up and say something at this stage of the World Cup. In fact, this year is the first time that I entered the mysterious organization behind the World Cup under the recommendation of the family group, participated in the whole decision-making of the game, and arranged who won and lost each game. Participants in this organization include Uncle Blatter, all the judges and heads of several countries. So what you saw in the World Cup was like a recorded video. Hacking incident

40. Someone asked me that the World Cup was really recorded in advance. Who were the people who went to see it? What I want to say is that those fans are just extras arranged by our mysterious organization. Also, I will announce a result to the netizens in China who admire me in advance. The marble cup will be taken away by Uruguay. The TV plays all look very dramatic, which is the standard I put forward for Uncle Blatter after I joined the mysterious organization of the World Cup this year.

PS: In mid-June, 2065438+00, an elegant girl in Weibo was hacked, stole her password, deleted all Weibo content, and claimed that she would never appear on the Internet again. However, this elegant girl was not defeated in this way. June 65438+1October 14 issued an arrogant statement, claiming that Sina should take full responsibility, asking Sina to give an explanation, or let its "family" buy Sina, which attracted netizens' embarrassment. This time, the elegant woman's "comeback" has changed obviously in terms of words, and she began to flaunt her "learned knowledge and elegant temperament" with some very simple English words. Even more incredible, this elegant lady even joked that she would call the FBI the NBA.