Short quotations from humorous jokes with personality.

Short quotations from humorous jokes with personality.

Short humorous jokes, sentences are composed of words and phrases. People who often express their feelings are equivalent to showing their feelings. Thorns and pain are indispensable on the way to struggle. Learning excellent sentences often can sublimate our thoughts. I want to share some short quotations from humorous jokes. Welcome to read and share.

Short and humorous joke quotations 1 1, work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

2, things are often like this, it is too late to turn back, even if you are willing to be a bad horse, there may not be a returning grass waiting for you.

I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on the desk and chair in the primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead.

I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I go to sleep.

5. Busting is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other physical fitness programs.

6, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

7. Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.

8. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

9. God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my grandson.

10, all problems are ultimately a matter of time, and all troubles are actually asking for trouble.

1 1, the one on my face is definitely not a pimple, it's called youth.

12, I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

13, a fool stole a beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, look at my face.

14, the most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

15, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

16, he's just a pot of water, pour it into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into mellow wine, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which can be used to feed pigs.

17. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

18. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

19, whoever uses a honey trap for me, I will play along.

20. I like you so much that you will die.

Humorous short paragraph 2 1, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

3. The mice are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

4, as long as the kung fu is deep, shit is also serious.

5. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

6. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.

7, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

8. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

9. All's well that ends well for lovers.

10, spring comes, and a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while.

1 1. Where did you fall? Just lie down.

12, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

13, the donkey has looked backwards.

14, the highest level of self-help in eating: help the wall in, help the wall out.

15 although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

16, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

17, take the newspaper to the toilet, I am a scholar.

18, women must be better to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

19, your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. ...

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...