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Changyi old joke

Peng Yue, a native of Changyi, was nicknamed Peng Zhong. He often fishes in Juye Lake and works as a robber in partnership with a group of people. Chen Sheng and Xiang Liang rose up, and several young people said to Peng Yue, "Many heroes are fighting to raise the flag and betray Qin. You can stand up and let us follow their example. " Peng Yue said: "Now that the two Kong Lung have finished fighting, let's wait."

After more than a year, more than a hundred young people gathered to follow Peng Yue and said, "Please be our leader." Peng Yue refused to say, "I don't want to work with you." The young man insisted and agreed. Make an appointment with them to meet at sunrise tomorrow, and those who are late will be beheaded. When the sun came out the next day, a dozen people were late, and the last one didn't come until noon. At this time, Peng Yue said apologetically, "I am old, and you insist that I be the leader. Now, many people are late at the appointed time, so we can't all kill the head, we can only kill the last one. " Ordered the headmaster to kill him. Everyone laughed and said, "Why bother? Don't be late again. " So Peng Yue pulled the last man and killed him. Set up earthen altars, worship with heads, and command the people. They were all shocked and afraid of Peng Yue, and no one dared to look up at him. So he led everyone to seize the land and collected more than 1000 soldiers who fled from the princes.

Pei Gong attacked Changyi from Petain, and Peng Yue helped him. In the spring of the second year of Hanwang, Hanwang, Wei and his generals attacked Chu in the east and led the troops to meet Hanwang in Waihuang. Wei Xiang was appointed to monopolize the military power and pacify Liang.

Hanwang was defeated by Pengcheng and retreated to the Western Heaven. Peng Yue lost all the cities he occupied and led his troops northward along the Yellow River alone. During the three years of Hanwang, Peng Yue often sent troops for Hanwang to attack the Chu army and cut off their provisions in Emperor Liang. In the winter of the fourth year of Han Dynasty, Xiang Wang and Hanwang were at loggerheads in Xingyang, and captured seventeen cities including Suiyang and Waihuang. When King Xiang of Chu heard the news, he sent Cao Gui to be stationed in Gaoping, and personally recovered the cities occupied by Peng Yue in the east and returned them all to the State of Chu. Peng Yue took his team north to Gucheng. In the autumn of the fifth year of Han Dynasty, Wang Xiang's army retreated to xia yang, and Peng Yue conquered more than 20 cities next to Changyi, and seized more than 100,000 welcome grain as Hanwang's commissary. Ji Xiang is dead.

In the spring of that year, he was named King Liang and established the capital.

In the autumn of the tenth year of the Han Dynasty, Chen Si rebelled in Dai Di. Emperor Gaudi of the Han Dynasty personally led a crusade and came to Handan to recruit soldiers from Liang Wang. Liang Wang said he was ill and sent a general to Handan with a tie and an army. Gaudi was very angry and sent someone to accuse Liang Wang. Liang Wang was afraid and planned to apologize in person. His Ministry will say, "Your Majesty scolded him for not going at first. If he goes, he will be arrested. It is better to send troops to rebel. " Liang Wang refused to listen to his advice and still said that he was ill. King Liang was angry with his servant and planned to kill him. The servant fled to Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty and accused Hu Mo of plotting rebellion. So the emperor unexpectedly sent a special envoy to attack Liang Wang. Liang Wang didn't notice, arrested Liang Wang and imprisoned him in Luoyang. After interrogation by the competent official, he thought that the evidence of his rebellion was conclusive and asked the emperor to be sentenced according to law. The emperor pardoned him, abolished his civilian status and exiled him to Qingyi County in Shu. Going west to Zheng county, just in time to come from Chang' an, I plan to go to Luoyang. On the way, he met Wang Peng, who was crying in Lv Hou, and personally argued that there was no crime, hoping to return to his hometown Changyi. Lv Hou promised to go to Luoyang with him. Lv Hou said to the emperor, "King Peng is a brave and fearless man. Being exiled to Shu now is a disaster for him. It is better to kill him. " So, Lv Hou made the public in Peng Yue accuse him of plotting to rebel again. Wang Wei Tian Tian submitted a request to kill the Peng Yue family, and the emperor approved it, so he killed Peng Yue, destroyed his family and the country was abolished.