Collect cold jokes (riddles)

1. One day, I visited the snack street and found a shop selling egg towers …

Each kind looks delicious. I want to buy one to try …

I asked the clerk, "Is this sold separately?"

Shop assistant: "No, it's Japanese" ~ ~ ~

2. College entrance examination chemistry questions: A and B can be transformed into each other, B can generate C in boiling water, C can be oxidized into D in the air, and D smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?

I replied: A is a chicken, B is a raw egg, C is a cooked egg, and D is of course a rotten egg!

3. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

A: Eraser.

Because of the eraser

4. What has a head and a foot?

Answer: Three monsters with one head and one foot! ! ! ! ! !

When ants go to the desert, why don't they leave footprints in the sand, but only a line?

Answer: Because it rides a bike!

The ant came home from the desert. He didn't inform anyone, but his family knew he was back! Why ah!

Answer: I saw his bike parked downstairs.

6. One day, a female drug addict was arrested in the police station. The police saw a tattoo on her hand and asked her why you tattooed your boyfriend's name on her hand. Is his name Liang Xiao ... Ah ... Really? Come on, say … is he taking drugs … come on.

I saw the female drug addict raise her head with angry eyes.

Say to the police

This is hatred. ...

This story tells us ... it's best not to gain weight after tattooing-_-! !

7. A steamed bread is walking on the road. Eat when you are hungry, and then it becomes steamed bread.

A steamed stuffed bun has diarrhea after eating too much, and then it becomes steamed bread.

A steamed bun was walking on the road and had an accident. He turned into a biscuit.

A steamed stuffed bun was walking on the road and had an accident. He became a sandwich biscuit ...

Daming's wife is going to have a baby.

Daming is waiting anxiously outside the delivery room.

Suddenly, Daming heard a "wow"

After that, a nurse came out with her child in her arms.

Daming hurriedly asked if it was a man or a woman.

The nurse said, "Guess."

"male?"

"No."

"Woman?"

"You are so smart. You guessed it in two strokes. "

9. One day, Xiaomei and her boyfriend went out for a ride.

The car is running out of gas, and there is a gas station next to it. When driving by, a sudden gust of wind blew my boyfriend's hat away.

Xiaomei's boyfriend said to her:

"I'll get my hat, you help me to refuel. 」

Not far from her boyfriend, she heard Xiaomei shout behind her:

"come on Come on! 」