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When I was a child, I had two whirlpools on my head. Why is there only one whirlpool later?

In fact, when I was young, there were two whirlpools on my head, and then there was only one. This seemingly superficial hair, in fact, was always lied to me by my parents at that time: "There are two whirlpools on the head of a smart person, and there is only one stupid child." For this matter, I also made a special investigation. Later, I found that there are two eddies or one whirlpool on our heads because we have one or several special skin on our heads, which makes our scalp look like a strange water wave.

In high school biology class, our biology teacher told us a common sense about this skin vortex. He said, not only will the skin appear on the top of your head, but you may also see hair bands coiled together like a whirlpool in other parts of your body. For example: the forehead, the one with the neck next to the ear, and the back. Just because the hair in these places is sparse and short, it is not so obvious and difficult to see. English translation is spiral hair, but I didn't know how to spell the words read by the biology teacher at that time. I really don't believe that spiral will affect people's IQ, but later it seems that the survey found that this spiral is really closely related to people.

When the neighbor's child grew hair when he was a child, I found that the vortex on his head was deformed, deviated from the normal track and grew in a relatively backward place. Later, when he grew up, he seemed to have heard of mental retardation. I read a very strange news in the newspaper. They said that the research results of ancient gypsies found that cows with whirlpools were more excited and became very anxious than cows without whirlpools. Later, some people began to speculate on the relationship between whirlpool and people's personality, and found that people who have no whirlpool or whirlpool in a position that should not be long will have a poor mentality and be more anxious than normal people. And two whirlpools and one whirlpool are harmless to redundant people as long as there is no big deviation in position. But in fact, this is something recognized by a few people, because after all, science has proved that personality is related to genes, and some innate ones can be shaped the day after tomorrow, but they can never be completely eliminated. Therefore, in fact, the topic of whirlpool is that no scientist has verified that the theory of body identity is a magical structure and has any effect on the human body.

Scientifically speaking, this whirlpool is just the difference in the inclination of hair shaft and skin, and different races are still different! Yellow hair is straight, cylindrical and thick, and the cross section is round and yellow; The shape of white hair varies greatly, which can be straight or wavy. The cross section is oval and the color is black, golden yellow or white. Black capillary and curly, oval in cross section, but flat on one side, its fur and skin are obviously distorted and easily damaged by external factors. Actually, it has something to do with hair follicles.

Don't worry that the two whirlpools on your head will become one. It really doesn't matter to you. That's because the pores and hair follicles on your head have changed in shape under the accumulated metabolism, which has led to great changes in the whirlpool. This is also a very normal thing. If you find that there is only one whirlpool, it is definitely not that you have become an ordinary person from a genius and feel inferior. If you show the material of genius, then you are still that genius. Brother, your two eddies are combined into one, not merging, but simply stretching! Is that understandable?