Table tennis special forces highlights

This is simply nonsense Shaolin table tennis planned by Master Xing! It's a pity that Master Xing is busy becoming his own kung fu master. The hilarious trio of Miami Mad Cloud of Renault 9 1 1 took the lead-China's national ball was officially listed as a spoof for the first time! Don't faint, don't faint. Although the spoof of the old beauty is not as good as that of the past two years, it is still worthy of praise to drum up such a bold new idea of "ping pong+spoof". Similar to the movie Crazy Father, this movie also has a chubby hero, simplified bare-legged kimono, eunuch costume of Qing Dynasty, and strange emperor costume (not dragon robe! ), about the training of the world's top table tennis masters, the funny trio has its own unique "basic" solution: 1, choose a dimly lit China restaurant and practice Tai Chi Zama step in a fart; 2. Be put into the freezer, throw it into a box of crazy bees, and then use a fly swatter to be more happy! 3, have unlimited courage to fall in front of Mount Tai ... Of course, in addition to Master N's golden rule, you must first be a former Olympic runner-up and have the potential to be recruited by FBI agents. In 2007, Hollywood writers went on strike, which kept the producers of major companies busy for a while. In order to stabilize their "money line", they have to go to the hospital with illness, and all kinds of movies emerge one after another. That is to say, in order to make money, any kind of theme dares to be put on the stage, which is temporarily called "Flower Movie" (such as Idiot 2 and Tripod Cat Army). Since we can't make up a good story, we have to pull our faces and play tricks. This ping-pong commando should be one of them. It is said that there are not a few comedies in sports films, most of which are sports comedies with positive themes and pure blood. A few of them are labeled as "spoofs" in front of sports, which makes the film an authentic shit movie. The most successful one is The Longest Yard. In so many sports films with various names, most of them are basic sports such as football and basketball. I wonder if there are any movies about table tennis? If there is, I'm afraid there is no such thing as a "table tennis commando". The story template of this film plagiarizes Mr. Bruce Lee's classic enter the dragon and adds a lot of "baggage", but the effect and inner depth of this film are not as good as the first 2/4. In fact, the story of this movie has little to do with table tennis. Our national ball is just a vest used to penetrate the enemy's interior in the film. Other ball games and even chess can still accomplish the task well. As for why ping-pong is chosen as a "criminal tool", I'm afraid it's hard to think of a second reason besides the increasingly popular "Chinese style" in Hollywood. In fact, the theme of this film is quite novel, but the directors decided that the spoof equipment did not make a table tennis idea, but made a big fuss. It doesn't make sense how to shoot it. A good theme has been unrecognizable. This film has great potential to be tapped. There are many tricks in our national game that foreigners have never heard of, but the focus of this film is not playing table tennis. The film is called "Ping-Pong Commando", but the film focuses on "special forces", and "Ping-Pong" is only regarded as a tool and carrier. Moreover, after watching the movie, you will find how poor the level of these directors is. The film is too short (more than 80 minutes), and most of the time is outside the theme. The theme of this movie is "Ping-pong against terrorism", but the first half is too complicated and fragmentary, and it takes more than 50 minutes to penetrate the enemy's interior, which is obviously top-heavy. Table tennis is a main line of the film, but there is little table tennis content throughout, and most of the time it is blocked. It's not that these jokes are not funny, but that these blunt jokes obviously don't match in the movie. These seemingly common paragraphs in TV series appear in movies, which not only slows down the pace of the movie, but also takes up a lot of time in the movie, resulting in slow pace, unclear theme and no distinction between primary and secondary. Unfortunately, a comedy that could have been "popular" was ruined into a bad film, and the director of this film has an unshirkable responsibility. Moreover, the actors in the film obviously don't work hard. Christopher walken just earned some extra money from this movie, and Miggig's performance can be described as "Conan the Destroyer". It seems that the founders have no choice but to work hard. Aside from the quality of the film, let's talk about something beside the point. Some people on the Internet say that this film contains "insulting" content, and the fox thinks this idea is unnecessary. First of all, although this film belongs to a spoof film, the spoof in the film is a gag among white people, which belongs to the internal contradictions of the American people and does not hinder table tennis. Secondly, it seems that all the table tennis players in the film are from China, except "Little Dragon Man", and others are "experts from all corners of the country". Only a few "yellow skin" are arranged in the audience. Even the villain "Mr. Feng" is played by christopher walken, who looks like an oriental, and other silly table tennis players are foreigners. It can be seen that the directors deliberately do it in order not to destroy the friendship between the Chinese and American peoples. More importantly, MiggiQ plays the oriental beauty in the film with full modeling and extraordinary skills, and the "Little Dragon Man" hits the protagonist twice in a row. One of the reasons why the film chose table tennis as its theme was to attract the audience in China, but it was labeled as "insulting China". If it is "insulting China" to say that the people in the PLA dressed as terrorists in the film are working for terrorists, is it "insulting the United States" to dress up as a dime a dozen terrorists in the US Marine Corps? Apart from this movie, we are too sensitive to think of the insults to China in Pirates of the Caribbean 3 and Rush Hour 3. Don't watch movies with emotion. Don't talk about politics when watching movies. Just because some people like Japanese movies doesn't mean they are "pro-Japanese". Fox hates Japanese, but likes watching Japanese cartoons. In Rush Hour 3, the French were described as worthless, and they even threw themselves at the Americans like slaves. Even so, they didn't make irresponsible remarks about the French. On the contrary, Rush Hour 3 soared at the box office in France. Movies are entertainment, not political tools. If we have some kind of "patriotism" for some extracurricular content, where is our tolerance? The funny trio "Miami Mad Cloud of Renault 9 1 1" beat us to it-China's national ball was officially listed as a spoof for the first time! Don't be dizzy, don't be dizzy. Although the spoof of the old beauty is not as good as that of the past two years, it may be such a bold new idea of "ping pong+spoof", which deserves praise. Regarding the training of the world's top table tennis players, the funny trio has its own unique "cheap" solution: 1, choose a dimly lit China restaurant, where the blind and dry old man will transform you from the inside out; 2. Follow dad, the sexy niece who can beat up four people at the same time, and practice Tai Chi and Ma bu; 3. Be put into the freezer, throw it into a box of crazy bees, and then use a fly swatter to be more happy! 4, have unlimited courage to fall in front of Mount Tai ... Of course, in addition to Master N's golden rule, you must first be a former Olympic runner-up and have the potential to be recruited by FBI agents. The scenes that Master Xing is familiar with are 1/3 comedy, 1/3 difficult movements and 1/3 madness, and of course, extremely exaggerated costumes and headdresses. Simplified bare thigh kimono, eunuch costume of Qing dynasty, weird emperor costume (not dragon robe! ), all kinds of retro exaggerated modeling can make people laugh off their fangs, and paint the face of the old handsome boy christopher walken pale, becoming the old villain of China.