English articles, jokes and proverbs

A man went to church and started talking to God. He said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" God said, "a penny", and then the man said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "One second", and then the man said, "God, can I have a penny?" God said "at once"

A man walks into a church and talks to God. He asked, "Lord, what does a million dollars mean to you?" God replied, "A penny." The man asked, "What about a million years?" God said, "One second." Finally, the man asked, "God, can I have a penny?" God replied, "Right away."

Once, two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down accidentally. He rolled his eyes and seemed to have stopped his fear. Another hunter quickly took out his mobile phone and called the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly, "First of all, you should make sure that he is dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone, and then he heard the hunter ask, "What should I do next?"

Two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them accidentally fell down and his eyes turned white, as if he had stopped breathing. Another hunter quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed the emergency number. The operator said calmly, "The first step is to make sure that your friend is dead." So, the operator heard a gunshot on the phone, and then heard the hunter ask, "What's the second step?"

Tom and Jerry

Mrs. Brown went to visit a friend of hers and brought a small box with holes in the top.

"What's in your box?" The friend asked.

"A cat," Mrs. Brown answered. "You see, I've been dreaming about mice at night, and I'm scared! This cat is here to catch them. "

"But mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

"So are cats," whispered Mrs Brown.

Mrs. Brown went to visit a friend. She is carrying a box with a small hole in the top. "What's in the box?" The friend asked. "A kitten," Mrs. Brown replied. "You know I always dream of mice when I sleep at night. I feel horrible. This cat can catch those mice. " "But mice are imaginary." The friend said. "Kittens are also fictional." Mrs. Brown whispered.

I think I am a chicken.

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I am a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: since I was an egg!

Psychiatrist: What's the matter with you?

Patient: I think I am a chicken.

Psychiatrist: When did this start?

Patient: Since I was an egg.

It's hard to accept. Choose me.