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What brand was your first watch?
My first watch was Rotona.
1966 I am in the army, working as a squadron clerk in Huma County. In the spring of 1965, the subsidy fee for soldiers enlisted from Acheng rural areas was only 6 yuan 1 month. After 1 year, the subsidy fee was fully calculated as 72 yuan. He can buy a domestic watch, but he can't remember the brand. It is conceivable how frugal the rural soldiers were at that time.
In my fifth year in the army, the subsidy has reached 10 yuan. Because eating and dressing costs nothing, I don't smoke, and I don't go to restaurants to drink and socialize. At that time, there were few materials and we didn't buy anything. 1 month, I don't even want to buy snacks except soap, toothpaste, envelope stationery, books and movies. In this way, I also have a few dollars a month. The old instructor also bought a new watch made in Switzerland. He suggested that I buy a watch. I am 23 years old. I didn't have a watch when I was this big. Besides, I often go out to do paperwork, so I need a watch.
I spent 166 yuan on a Swiss-made "Rotona" watch with my savings for many years. Although Switzerland is a small country, it is famous for making precision watches. At that time, this kind of watch was regarded as a "high-end watch" in China, belonging to luxury goods. Wearing this watch makes me very happy. Watches, bicycles and sewing machines were the "three big pieces" of that year, and I also have one big piece. As for what Rodona looks like, it has been 53 years, more than half a century, and I don't remember it for a long time. /kloc-0 got married in Huma on July 5, 969. I didn't buy anything for my wife, so the bride used this watch as a wedding gift and exchanged it with her wife. Because my watch is an imported high-grade watch, which is more advanced than the one she is wearing. I have worn it for 20 years, but I stopped wearing it because of some minor problems.
My first watch was from Yan 'an.
Yes 1974.
Current price of "Shanghai" brand watches 120 yuan.
The current price of "Yan 'an" brand watches is 90 yuan.
Because I was transferred from a rural private teacher to a commune as a cultural counselor. My wife said that all commune cadres have watches. For this reason, I sold 500 Jin of millet at the black market price and bought this "Yan 'an Watch" from me with the money from selling rations. This year, the family changed the rations to sweet potatoes and broad beans, and the two children cried. I don't eat sweet potatoes so far. As a vain father, I still feel guilty.
I have only worn this watch once in my life. It is not easy to get it, so I wear it very carefully. Every year, I go to Zheng Zhiming, a friend who repairs clocks, to pump oil. 1998 used a mobile phone to display the time. The watch will fulfill its historical mission.
1977 When I graduated and went to the countryside, my parents bought a gem flower card from Shanghai. At that time, 1 10 yuan.
Diamond watches in their forties. Dozens of dollars.
Father brought it from Tibet. It's been over 50 years. But I don't know what watch it is. Never found it. Please give me some advice.
Do you dare to expose what you said? Gee, it's okay. I'll just take it out and show off in an ostentatious manner. I hope you can remind me, hahaha!
On the other hand, I am happy to answer this question. I'm not afraid of people laughing at me. I didn't put on my watch until I was 39. I have never worn it before. It seems to have something to do with my personal preference!
Ask me what cards to look at. When I asked who was going, all the letters were in foreign languages. I took photos and sent them out. Let's see! Ask me how much it costs. I asked who was going? I didn't buy it either. Ask the buyer, they won't say anything. This watch was given to me by a net friend. To be honest, it's a female netizen. She is a Chinese teacher in a key high school in a city in the province. Her surname is Zhao Mingchun, two years older than me. I always call her Zhao Jie.
Why did the female netizen give me a watch? It's a long story In order to save time, I will make a long story short. It was the spring of 20 12, which came later than the spring of 20 1 1. At that time, the promotion of teachers' professional titles required publishing papers in provincial core education journals, at least one of which was not a teacher, but you didn't know it. At that time, people were sharpening their heads and squeezing their hair, and they couldn't get it out, let alone.
At that time, the editor-in-chief of an educational periodical in Chacha Province was my brother's uncle. Do you think it will be difficult for me to publish my paper?
In this way, after it was my turn, her paper was published in this well-known core education journal with a little polish, and it was published as soon as it was published. What's the big deal? It's easy for me!
But a few days later, I received a courier. As soon as I saw the phone number on it, I knew it was from Sister Zhao. Open it and see, wow, the big box is covered with a small box. In this small box, there is a watch, which is gold. What brand is it? I don't know. I called to ask how much it costs. Sister Zhao said with a smile that it was not worth much money. I can see that this is not an ordinary watch. I won't ask again if people don't say it. Just wear it!
I was 39 years old that year, and my watch was gold on my wrist. Someone said I was awesome and asked me what card to play. I said I'll see for myself. Raise your wrist. Ask me how much it costs. I said I didn't know, I didn't buy it myself, and I didn't know if I bought it. Curious, ask, who bought it? I said that netizens bought it; Female netizen? I just have one word, hmm!
Watch, wearing this is gold, but some "terrorists" said that I cut the high-voltage line with a kitchen knife and sparked lightning all the way. What a mouth, hahaha. ...
This is my first watch, and it will be the only one in my life. It will accompany me for the rest of my life. By the way, Sister Zhao also told me: You should always wear it, you can read. ...
I joined the army on 1983, and my mother bought it for me on 120, which is equivalent to her three-month salary.
I wonder what brand it is.
After working for 5 years, I bought the first watch in my life, with a salary of half a month.
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